Simon Dovener

@callmembj11 @renabaddie_ I’m with you on 18

@renabaddie_ I counted 18 but now I'm second guessing myself after seeing everyone else's answers. These things always mess with your head. What's the actual number?

Brain Teaser: How many squares can you count in this image?

@RobBourns @4ri4n85 @noravibes_ 1x1,2x2, 3x3, and 4x4 are all squares.

@4ri4n85 @noravibes_ Squares not rectangles

How many squares can you spot 99.9% will fail… can you beat the odds

@PriestleyMatty @anon_opin The police enforcement crew would have to be women, I guess.

@anon_opin The kind of men that harm women aren't going to care about a curfew & we don't have the police to enforce it effectively. It would be infinitely more dangerous

Men should have curfews so that it's safe for women to go out at night.

@NAIRA680411 I’m going for 48

90% of people get stuck at 7… Can you figure it out? 👀

@fxranisa That’ll be £80, please.

Cutting hair takes patience

@ivorsawbottom @fesshole I once ate an after eight mint at 7!

@fesshole I’ve bought morning rolls but never ate them until the afternoon

I have never let a microwave meal stand for one minute before serving.

@prachiii_rwt @Simi_2210_ 40 5+10= 4*4-1 6+18 =5*5-1 7+28 =6*6-1 8+40=7*7-1

@Simi_2210_ The pattern is based on opposite numbers 5is opposite to 10 → 5 × 2 = 10 6 is opposite to 18 → 6 × 3 = 18 7 is opposite to 28 → 7 × 4 = 28 8 × 5 = 40Therefore, the missing number (?) is 40.

What's the Missing number? Difficult pattren only few will get this right

@germansoftie @renabaddie_ @aarohiyadav100 …and not a particularly intelligent one.

@renabaddie_ @aarohiyadav100 Youre an ai.

Can you think of an answer to this qestion ?🤔

@fesshole Why would you need to print it off?

Had an adventurous weekend, so had to go get tested. Don't have a printer at home so printed the pathology form at work. Didn't realise until 3 hours later that more than the 1 copy I collected came out, and I know 2 people at least saw it. Think I need to change jobs now.

@ron42869 @Matt_Pinner I’m astonished by how many think that she is still half the age 😂

@Matt_Pinner It's nice that you guys share the same birthday because when you were eight (and zero days), she was four (and zero days). So now that you're 54 she's 50. I think you're wrong cuz I don't think there's that many stupid people out there that (everyone) couldn't get it right.

How old is she now?

@mytslastory @grok @realchomu @Sahrish1278 AI still not quite ready to take over the world 😅

@grok @realchomu @Sahrish1278 Omg he really is Useless 😂

Eyes Test 12 or 13..?

@Airaasayss 6=6 All the other sums are wrong.

Most people rush and fail....Don't be one What’s your answer?? 🤔🤔

@shockandor @anon_opin Unfortunately not true. There is a frightening lack of consistency across different manufacturers as to which end they stuff their leaflet.

@anon_opin They actually do. One flap is plain, the other is printed with the brand name. Open the latter.

If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xe…

@fesshole Wild!!

On transatlantic teleconfs, I deliberately use "table" as a verb knowing it will cause confusion. (UK and Commonwealth: bring up for discussion. North America: remove from discussion).

@fesshole Photos, or it didn’t happen.

Filled my car up with petrol . Dropped my key so bent down to pick it up. Tits fell out of bra . Didn't realise until I got home. Feel bad for giving a guy daggers for staring at me & thinking what a pervert.

@fesshole Fantastic!!! 👍

When I worked as a screening room projectionist I screens Michael Parkinson and his wife Moulin Rouge in the wrong order, getting reels 3 & 4 round the wrong way, and he interviewed Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman the following day. Don't know if he realised.

@anon_opin There’s a world of difference between “not contributing” and “taking”.

It's weird how a significant proportion of British people despise people on benefits who are apparently sponging off the state, but love millionaires who live offshore to avoid contributing to the economy.

@anon_opin Most of the contestants don’t know the difference between arse and elbow. But it doesn’t seem to adversely affect the viewing figures.

Lord Sugar doesn't know the difference between revenue and profit. He bandies around both terms interchangeably. They are very different.

@anon_opin Just wait until you discover air fryer bacon 🥓

The key to brilliantly cooked bacon is to fry it in a hot frying pan, but don't add ANY oil beforehand.

@fesshole How long do they grow if left completely ungroomed?

It's been a while since my last romantic entanglement, so I hadn't bothered grooming "down there". It's a bit unkempt. A couple days ago I found some hairs had grown to six inches. I got the clippers out and trimmed the lot immediately. No Chewbacca for me.