Simon Gatheridge

Funniest yellow card you’ll see this year 🤣

FUN BREAK: When you have all the toys but nobody wants to play with you

Secures the ball, fumbles the baby, recovers the baby mid-air and doesn’t spill a single drop of his drink. This is elite multi-tasking at its absolute peak.

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Harry till the end of the season, He can bring all the lads with him!

When your teammates expect you to cross it, but you smash it fucking top bins instead 😮‍💨

Definitely wasn’t expecting that to happen 🤣

🗣️ Micah Richards: "At 17 years old, I earned £5k-a-week. Manchester City offered me £100k-a-week for 5 years. I said no because I was number two to Zabaleta. It's the worst decision I've ever made. Why do you think I work for every broadcaster? I went to Aston Villa, that was less money. But then we got relegated in the first season, so my wages halved. So l've gone from a £100,000-a-week offer to like £25,000 in the Championship."

So now we’re sacking firemen, sorry, firefighters, because they used the wrong word? A bloke who runs into burning buildings, drags people out, saves actual lives. The crime that finally does him in is not policing pronouns at the fire station. Someone even walked away with £52,000. For what? Not a fire, not an injury, a noun. You get more money for hurt feelings than some lads get for risking their lives. This country’s gone completely mad. We can’t put criminals in prison, can’t afford to fix anything, ambulances take six hours to turn up but the one thing we’re absolutely elite at is punishing people for speaking English the way normal humans speak it. This isn’t fairness. It’s not even equality. It’s state-sanctioned emotional daycare. If saving lives isn’t enough to survive in the modern UK workplace, what chance has anyone else got? We used to respect people who did dangerous jobs. Now we’re ruining their careers because a committee somewhere decided language has feelings. Honestly, we’re not a serious country anymore. 🐕🇬🇧💨