Simon Karl Jones

@nakedmartin_uk Hiya Mart..With Easter on the horizon,would you be able to stick a cream egg up your ass for us?

What do you do with my my videos?

@Be_n77 @Dag_RedFC @GethinDaviesNew Oh god,there’s just too much!

@Dag_RedFC @GethinDaviesNew @SimonKarlJones

Welcome to the Daggers, Nortei Nortey! 💪 We are delighted to announce the signing of the midfielder on a permanent deal until the end of the season.

@amisylle @KingRicochet I hope @KingRicochet takes this advice

If you speak your mind, they will call you arrogant. If you stay quiet, they will call you weak…. so stop running after applause and focus on your path.

@nakedmartin_uk Would you be able to stick a pack of cards up your ass and deal from your asshole? #askingforafriend

Poo 💩, chocolate milk & piss 🙌🏻

@CardiffCityFC @joelcolwill @VertuTrophy Happy with that

🔢 @joelcolwill captains the #Bluebirds this evening! 💙 #CityAsOne | @VertuTrophy

@CardiffCityFC @CardiffCityTV In the Ninian with my little girl.Should be a sell out today with all these new fans that have bought tickets for the Chelsea game

Where are you watching today's game from, #Bluebirds? 🏟️📺 Check out the @CardiffCityTV options in your area 👉 bit.ly/4oq4NZI #CityAsOne

@CardiffCityFC @EmiratesFACup Wow

🔢 Four changes from Tuesday's win over Wrexham! 💙 #CityAsOne | @EmiratesFACup

@Wrexham_AFC South Wales Rules

Phil Parkinson on tonight's defeat. 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC

@CardiffCityFC @SkyBetLeagueOne So harsh on Fish,hasn’t put a food wrong

🔢 Four changes from our last @SkyBetLeagueOne XI - Chambers, Turnbull, Kellyman and Salech start. 💙 #CityAsOne

@AndyAbraham Your X Factor audition just popped up again mate,haven’t seen it for years. #fantastictimes

facebook.com/share/v/1A681m… ⁦@AndyAbraham⁩ seems like yesterday mate

@ccfcinsiderr @kazubaggio Our club is absolutely mental!

Cardiff have given the go-ahead for the release of Ryotaro Tsunoda. (@kazubaggio) #CardiffCity

@Dynamitedoll84 You over here Bron?

Omg I'm going to cry for sure!!!!! Oasis reminds me of my Dad!

@JustinHoyte32 You think much of this tournament J-Dogg?

PSG 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@EFL @SkyBetLeagueOne Thanks to Sky for ruining football as usual.Port Vale moves to a Thursday?Thanks for that,me and my little girl can’t go now. All about the money for them. #ruiningthegame

📺 Broadcast selections for the period up until the end of September have been now been confirmed, with all 72 #EFL Clubs set to feature at least twice. Check out the full list of selected fixtures below 👇

@DerekTheWeather Perfect,thanks Derek.You are more than welcome to join us on a leg of our run.

@SimonKarlJones Anglesey (an island) extends slightly farther north, Point of Ayr holds the title for the mainland.

@DerekTheWeather Hello Derek!Me and some friends are looking at running the length of wales for charity.What is considered the most northerly and southerly points of wales?There is some debate.

@LeeTrundle10 @BluebirdRichie No at all,but it shows how poor you lot are to be battered by a side that got relegated.

@SimonKarlJones @BluebirdRichie How did them 3 points help you Simon boy 😂

Why is everyone talking like Newport County are big rivals to Cardiff? We have only ever played them 23 times, all in either the 1930s or 1980s 😂

@LeeTrundle10 @BluebirdRichie Completely agree Lee,we should take about more recent events in Derby’s,like us battering you last season.

@BluebirdRichie If time doesn’t matter why do you still go on about your fa cup win 🤷🏼‍♂️