Simon Potter

@fesshole Bad timing. Do it straightaway as there's loads of people to blame

Interview in London. I squeezed in lift & it stopped on every floor until it was just me doing the final floors. Relieved I let out a silent but deadly fart & laughed to myself, as I exited I realised a woman behind me got both barrells. She was the interviewer. Didn't get job

@anon_opin I passed GCSE English Language and Literature not really knowing the definitions of adjective or noun but could construct understanding of the written text and make myself understood

What are we teaching kids? More to the point, what the fuck is a Phoneme? Thirty-nine years old and don't understand my 8 year olds homework. If I was 39 before I heard the word "phoneme" why does he need to know about them?

@Jim_Somers05 @anon_opin #District9 - great film

Canned bean dip is visually indistinguishable from cat food. Taking the first bite is a leap of faith.

@anon_opin 😣😫😩

British livestock welfare vs the rest of the world: Growth hormones in beef: UK - Illegal USA - Legal and routine Brazil - Banned on paper, compliance varies Routine antibiotic use for growth promotion: UK - Illegal since 1999 USA - Legal until 2017, still loosely regulated Majority of global producers - Ongoing Slaughterhouse CCTV: UK - Mandatory USA - No federal requirement EU - Not mandatory Sow stalls (gestation crates for pigs): UK - Banned since 1999 USA - Legal in most states China - Standard practice Live export for slaughter: UK - Banned 2024 EU - Still permitted to non-EU countries Britain is not perfect. But the gap between British welfare standards and global welfare standards is not a small gap. When you buy British, you are buying inside a legal framework that most of the world has not yet built. That's worth something.

Remembering Leonard on what would have been his 95th Birthday 🎂

The week should be 8 days long not 7. I'm okay with working 5 days, but 2 days for the weekend is not enough. We need another day between Saturday and Sunday.

🚨According to @realDonaldTrump, they all turned up late after the US had won the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq!!! YOU DON'T DISRESPECT THE FALLEN WHEN YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD THAT CHICKENED OUT WITH BONE SPURS!!!!

There's only one reason to donate to a political party using crypto: anonymity. That's why it's Russia's bribing method of choice. I was pleased to contribute to the Rycroft review, and I'm glad to see the Government is taking action on his recommendations.

BREAKING : 🇩🇪 Germany has openly revolted against Trump despite threats “This is not our war & therefore we will not join it. Nobody can force us” 🔥 It all started with 🇪🇸 Spain and now other European countries are also showing SPINE 🫡

Early Monday morning, seconds before Trump posted he was postponing escalation of the war in Iran, a handful of oil market bets were made to cash in on Trump's post. These were people with inside info - most likely in the White House. You need to know this story of corruption.

EMPLOYEE NOTICE Relocated 😂😂 Due to the current financial situation caused by the present actions in Iran and impact on the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your TD, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to American actions, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. 🤣🤣🤣

The government has announced a moratorium on cryptocurrency donations to political parties. Reform UK is the only mainstream party that was taking them. The Electoral Commission has asked Reform for their wallet details. They haven’t replied. #ReformUK #CryptoCorruption #Politics

@sciencegirl Jeez.. 😂

And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Let’s keep this in the spotlight every day.

Farage hasn’t learnt a thing from the Nathan Gill Russian bribery scandal. Reform accepting untraceable, anonymous crypto from across the globe is a direct threat to our national security. He must return the cash or admit he’s happy to let foreign money poison British politics.

🇺🇸 Trump — We are fighting to protect the Iranian women 🇪🇸 Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez — “If you really care about Iranian women, STOP BOMBING THEM” 🔥 This man has become a HERO for billions. What a man, what a country 🫡

If you want to see what real damage to the economy looks like, look at 2010 - 24! Tories trippled the national debt, buggered the country with brexit costing 100 bn a year, caused 230,000 premature deaths and gave 100 bn to themselves. What a despicable liar you are!