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If we simply rename the English Channel “Keir Starmer’s desk” then nothing will fucking cross it
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Simon Briscoe
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Simon Briscoe retweetledi
Putting the clocks forward at #Stonehenge. ⏰➡️ Heritage staff repositioning the stones for the start of British summer time on Sunday (29th March) #BST #Clocksgoforward #thatimeofYear😂
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@4thOfJuly365 Cheapest of cheap shots. How on earth was there not a mass brawl after this?!
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I guarantee that kid's dad is an asshole.
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@UKBackintheDay2 Also, used as one of the tracks on the groundbreaking, genre-defining Wipeout game on PlayStation - totally appropriate for it, and totally brilliant.
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30 years ago today…
The Prodigy unleashed this masterpiece…
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Simon Briscoe retweetledi
Jesus Christ always steals most of the thunder on my birthday. I mean like every single year. 😂😂😂
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Can we please stop normalising Mince Pies.
They are rank. Everyone buys them. No one likes them. Be GONE.
Always the last thing left on the buffet table at Christmas. Awful awful creation.
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@Rightanglenews Wrong. The sales were already down. The ad campaign was a ‘last role of the dice’ for a brand that was already done at that point.
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BREAKING - Gerry McGovern, the architect of Jaguar’s 2024 woke ad and rebrand that caused a 97.5% sales collapse, has been fired and escorted from the building while the company scrambles to erase all traces of the disastrous campaign.
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Never underestimate the value of a quality pub sign
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@__LaFlamee @huffdaddyspurs @MooreRMFC And literally sees the goalie has already gone for it so thinks sod it I’m off to celebrate. I mean, it’s literally there in the video.
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Mikkel🇩🇰@thfcmikkel
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@yongfook Not only that - the best restaurant I’ve ever been to was in Siena Italy set up and run by a Japanese chief who just went to Italy to learn the cuisine because he loved it. Now he wins awards in Italy for his cooking!
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I once said to an Italian that I ate better pizza in Tokyo compared to when I visited Naples.
They never spoke to me again.
It was true though. Every decent pizza place in Tokyo is run by some guy who visited Italy, learned to make pizza then came back and did it 10x better.
Daniel@growing_daniel
No culture is safe from nerds in Japan. Any song your people have or dish they make. Japanese autism will seize it and do it ten times better than your ancestors could’ve ever imagined.
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@inquisition23 @BritainElects Unless Labour change us to proportional representation….
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@BritainElects Holy moly! The two party system is finished. A Reform government is as certain as day following night.
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❗ Reform GAIN from Conservative
Last week's Chapel St Leonards (East Lindsey) council by-election result:
REF: 65.8% (+65.8)
CON: 15.6% (-20.7)
IND: 6.7% (-23.8)
LAB: 5.4% (-27.7)
LDEM: 4.7% (+4.7)
IND: 1.7% (+1.7)
+/- 2023
Estimated turnout: ~23% (-11)
andrewteale.me.uk/previews
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@LeoKearse There’s an account for this sort of thing you know…. @_DHOTYA
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"I've invented a story where migrant men meet the basic requirements for society. Take that, racists!"
Madelaine Hanson@MadelaineLucyH
Two huge, tall Middle Eastern men came up to me alone in Mayfair last night…😱😱😱 And politely said they liked my dress and it was nice to see some colour in such grey weather. And then wished me a nice evening. Terrifying stuff
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I’m in a particularly good mood this evening as I’ve called a number of people a spastic/joey/mong/biff/retard AND I’m going on holiday on Friday. Suck it up, flids. 😘
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@Alasdair333 Funny - that’s why I hate it - it’s a golf contest and people use it to justify hating people. Get a grip.
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I love the Ryder Cup, not just for the golf but it allows everyone to unite in their hatred for Americans
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