Simon Styrbæk
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Simon Styrbæk
@SimonSHadberg
Skolelærer og far. Til tider lykkeligt bekendt med Manchester United
Katılım Mayıs 2012
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VAMOS! ALT ER GLEMT!
Ram den første gang, Cunha!😍🔴⚫️⚪️🇧🇷
Assist nummer 18 til Bruno!🇵🇹 #mufcdk #pldk
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Djævlenes Advokater@djaevlene
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Vi har talt meget om Solskjærs taktik, og hvad han ville komme med.
Lad os tale lidt om Carrick. Hvad tænker I om dette take? #mufcdk #pldk
Robbo@utdrobbo
I'm not at all surprised that Carrick has impressed because I truly believe that he can *quickly* become one of the best tacticians in the country as learning from Mourinho & LVG after spending ~20 years developing into what Guardiola calls "one of the best holding midfielders I've ever seen" is a recipe for greatness. His methodology based on positional play & sustained attacks with maximum width translates well to a squad of higher quality — as we saw with Xavi's Barcelona & currently see with Arteta's Arsenal — whilst the fluidity of his 433/4231 is a dream for squad building as it accommodates for a wide range of profiles. One thing that will be crucial for his success is appointing the correct assistant(s) because, even though his tenure at Boro concluded due to poor recruitment, it wasn't helped by the loss of Danks to Bayern whilst, during their time together at Manchester United, it was McKenna who was credited for implementing the OOP structure. If he can create a defensive solidity that allows for his archetypal modern attacking style, I wouldn't be shocked if he puts his name in contention for the permanent job if not right at the very top.
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@djaevlene Hovedrystende dårligt. Jeg blev helt i tvivl, om det var os, der spillede med 10 mand. 🤦♂️
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@djaevlene Personligt er det værste egentligt, at den samme følelse af ligegyldighed, når vi taber, er ved at vende tilbage. Jeg kan slet ikke hidse mig op over nederlag længere. Amorim må og skal få vores bedste spillere til, at spille deres bedste position. Ellers er han fyret inden jul.
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Jeg lover altså, at hvis der var gode nyheder at dele, så ville jeg dele dem… Det er ikke med vilje, at dommedagsprædikenen fortsætter uge efter uge😅
Men ja: Angiveligt ingen enighed lige på trapperne mellem os og Brentford, desværre #mufcdk #pldk
The Athletic | Football@TheAthleticFC
The gap between Manchester United and Brentford on their valuation of Bryan Mbeumo remains considerable, reports @David_Ornstein in today's Transfer DealSheet. The two sides are several million pounds apart. There have been no significant developments over the past couple of weeks, and a deal is still not imminent, but talks continue as #MUFC work to complete a move for the Cameroon forward. nytimes.com/athletic/64927…
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@djaevlene Onanas situation er efterhånden ved at være ligesom Maguires var, da det stod værst til som kaptajn. Hvis ikke han skal sættes af pga. (manglende) evner, så for at beskytte spilleren.
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Lad os prøve at forholde os rationelle selvom vi alle er frustrerede over Onanas performance i går (+ andre kampe).
Bør Bayindir stå mod Newcastle på søndag? Og hvad med Lyon-kampen på torsdag? Eller er der medfølgende omkostninger fordi Bayindir har andre mangler? #mufcdk #pldk
Samuel Luckhurst@samuelluckhurst
Andre Onana fears he could be dropped for the Newcastle game #mufc manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football…
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@djaevlene @AlternativeMUFC Ikke for at være en Kenneth, men vi er vel ret beset på udebane og os der besøger Ruud 😉
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KAMPDAG!🔴⚫️⚪️
@AlternativeMUFC skriver kampens vibes meget fint😎
Vi har ikke alverden at spille for, men vi får besøg af Ruud i dag på OT i en kamp, som bør vindes. Vi er faktisk ubesejrede i 3 kampe i PL, så det skal fortsættes!
Hvordan skal Amorim stille op? #mufcdk #pldk
Alternative MUFC.@AlternativeMUFC
Up the 7pm on a Sunday evening is an absolute farce and it's even more of a farce when you consider that it's been moved so Sky can masturbate themselves silly over a rats vs barcodes energy drink final but fuck it I'm looking forward to seeing Ruud again and if Beard helps to relegate you then chin up son because it's not your fault that Leicester are utter shite and if they sack you then you can go back to spending your weekends cheering on Manchester Matchday Reds.
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HT: 2-0 til Everton... EVERTON!!!
En regulær disasterclass af Manchester United.
Ord virker overflødige lige nu. Det vi ser er nedrykningsfodbold.
Danske Dorgu har vel været eneste lille lyspunkt. Resten har været skrald.
//@msvarre
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@djaevlene Den største udfordring er vel nærmest, at det er på hjemmebane… 🙃
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Helldivers, the anniversary surprises are not over!
It has been a year of hard fighting: of high stakes, of victories, and of losses. To commemorate this momentous year, we call on you, Helldivers, to pay your respects to all that has transpired.
Comment "F" on any of our social media channels. Should the respect quotient be met, High Command may reward you all for your dedication. The required quota remains classified.
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@djaevlene Skønt Amorim igen understreger ingen er større end klubben. Ret ind eller smut ud
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@djaevlene En til to personlige fejl, krydret med en horribel dommerindsats, samt en offensiv, der er ligeså skarp som en grydeske. Og selvfølgelig, masser af vibes 😎
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@djaevlene @NicklasGGMU Synes det er brandærgerligt at sælge et så stort talent, og så til de penge. Hvis Amorim virkelig er så dygtig, så må man vel kunne forvente, at han kan gøre Garana til en spiller, der kan indgå i systemet. Han er 20 år, det er jo ikke Evans der skal omskoles til offensiv midt 🤷🏻♂️
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Det er den onde lyne mig ikke meget for en 20-årig førsteholdsprofil med over 100 kampe for Manchester United.
Men, hvis man pludselig er meget villig til et salg, må man jo tage, hvad man kan få #mufcdk #pldk
//@NicklasGGMU
Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews
Manchester United have lowered their demands for Alejandro Garnacho in talks with Napoli, according to Sky in Italy 🚨 Man Utd are said to have come down from their initial asking price after holding talks on Tuesday and are now open to doing business at around £55m 🔴
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Colin Millar@Millar_Colin
INEOS first 10 months at #MUFC - Extend ETH contract & sack him, costing £millions - Appoint Ashworth & sack him, costing £millions - Unprecedented ticket price rise - Mass redundancies - Overseeing worst on-field results since 1980s (28 league games, 35 points from takeover)
Dansk
Right then, let's take it old school.
Guess the minute that the lovely Pastor will perform his first contractual thundertwat.
One guess each and one of you who hits the nail on the head can have one of these lovely little Pastor Fred Christmas mugs for free.
Go:
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