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@JohnCleese please help get Fawlty Towers on @netflix. My parents need something to watch and the grandkids need to be educated on the funny walk 🙏

@EasyEquities @SoulFairy3 @SimonPB @CharlesHSavage WTF?

@SoulFairy3 @SimonPB @CharlesHSavage Hi there, Thank you for reaching out to us. In the instance whereby there are no funds in your wallet, a sale of some of your instrument which has the highest net asset value will be used to cover the Thrive fee.

Confirmed I'll be chatting with @CharlesHSavage about the new @EasyEquities platform fee live tomorrow morning on MoneywebNOW ..

@mikeroscoe101 mimicking my tumble-turns?

Tried to get out the pool with a tumble turn into the wall. There is work to be done 😏

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@joshilewis I'd give them a subscription to @tryhackme. Sure, it's cybersecurity focussed but they'll get a great overview of several topics and whatever piques their interest could be an option for deeper learning?

My nephew (just finished matric) and wants to explore software engineering as a potential career. What bootcamp or course would you recommend?

@levelsio I don’t think “dogfooding” was meant to be taken literally 😉. Hope it heals up quick.

So the story of this dog is, it's a dog on some field with a fence around it, and we bring it our 🥩 steak bones leftovers (we freeze them), and he loves eating them. Then we also play with him a bit. But you can't play with a dog if he's eating which I didn't know so he bit me

A 🐶 dog just bit me so I need to go hospital to get tetanus/rabies shot so renders are a bit delayed this is not an excuse 😅

@GarethStep Could you overlay deposits events too?

Why wouldn't you want this kind of insight into your accounts?

@brendon9x That means a whole bunch. Thanks mate. I’ve got a couple floating around too

@simonstewart I still fondly reach for this mug for my coffee. A non fungible artefact from a time before Javascript was cool. Held up remarkably well against dishwashing until 2021

Any tech journos with open DMs in SA? I can't believe how difficult it is to relay info on a data leak in this country ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@CityofJoburgZA who is the technical security contact that I can send details to of a data exposure issue you have?

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@supapiet Have a great one, Piet 🏆

So the 5-year journey to race day is here... Thanks for everybody on the journey you know who you are! I am off at 10:30 Japanese time tomorrow 31 Aug. Team supapiet is ready to roll, looking forward to a gr8 race. #proudlySA

@tymebankza how can I get a tax certificate off your site?

@DCX_EC10 From when will this happen?

@terencetobin I naievely thought that all the financial act changes several years ago were meant to protect the consumer from these predatory fees? Crazy.

Please ask your retirement annuity provider for an EAC table. They will know what it is and if they give you grief, DEMAND IT. I got one this morning, what this tells me is that each year until retirement this provider is taking almost 7% in fees. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@GarethStep @AngusRedBlue @IITPSA the society

@simonstewart @AngusRedBlue Who, pentesters or @IITPSA?

∙ CIO ∙ Application development manager ∙ Information technology manager ∙ Information systems director ∙ Multimedia designer ∙ Web designer Folks, we already have people who can fulfil these roles. Why are we looking to import when we're exporting them so rapidly?

@GarethStep @AngusRedBlue Never heard of them. Perhaps I must get out more?

@AngusRedBlue "ICT security specialist (Membership in the Institute of Information Technology Professionals South Africa “will be preferable”)"

@iamkoshiek this happens way too often @EasyEquities

@martincronje Not 100% on technical debt, but still related: - time to first commit for new hires

What other indicators or target measures do you see?

Not a big fan of projects aimed at “removing technical debt” The measurable outcome is hard to quantify and people often conflate their subjective judgement what constitutes bad code under the debt banner.