SimonTBadger

@TobyDurant @lukewallis82 Ashley fucking Cole? Stay off the drugs my friend.. 🤣🤣

@lukewallis82 Genuine shout that '02-'06 Ashley Cole was the best English player ever. But defenders never get a look in on these

England hasn’t, but wales have

@ColeFusionHQ Bloke called Wayne Bruce, was always called ManBat

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@SebOnFootball Jeez, people on here, bitching when we don't pay the wages, then whining when we do.. 🤣🤣

Would rather have Alfie Devine back next season, or give Olusesi a larger role, or sign some quality in that area than sign Gallagher permanently… Oh yh that’s right, we gave him a 5 year, 200k a week contract.

@Brookly59562482 @wise0w1 Are attracting these 2 superstars with pots of money and glory next year?

@wise0w1 Solanke, Richarlison and Munai can also leave in the summer and I want us to buy 2 ready made experienced strikers over 25 years old

Gray 20 Sarr 23 Bergvall 20 Gallagher 26 Olusesi 19 CM sorted for next season. Palhinha, Bentancur, Bissouma can go.

@icantell10 @Be_Believing Or water allergies.. 🤔

@Be_Believing Never do this to a person with egg allergies.Just saying.

Best prank ever 😂

@GLHAFC @MikeyHotspurs Think you'll find we've won 2 champions league games this year, my friend... 🙄

@MikeyHotspurs “Why not do both?” Are you basing that on the fact that you haven’t won a single match this year?

NO INJURIES PLEASE The best thing about tonight is, Richarlison can’t get injured His goals are going to keep us up Whether we progress or not the main thing is we don’t get any fresh injuries Yes I’d love to go through to the last 8, but I’d rather stay in the Premier League I sense that all the fans wouldn’t mind going out of it meant beating Nottingham Forest on the weekend Why not do both

@HotspurLane He had prime Harry kane and was still moaning like a bitch.. never liked him from his chelsea days either. 🤣🤣

THREE YEARS AGO today, Antonio Conte delivered one of the most EXPLOSIVE post-match press conferences in Premier League history! 🤯 “I see selfish players. I see players that don’t want to help each other.” “Tottenham’s story is this: 20 years there is the owner and they never won something.” ❌🏆 “If you want to continue in this way, you can change the manager, many managers, but the situation cannot change.” 🤬 To this day, majority of what Conte said still rings true about #THFC…..

@DirtyFootbaIIer I think she's saying "i only caught 1 of her ankles, shes got another 1 to hobble around on" 🤣🤣

Can’t believe she was complaining about this red card 🤣

@AnneErickson Gene, last Saturday

Who was the last band or musician you saw live in concert? 😏

@ZeusIsARed @simpson_liz Vvd is refereed differently. 🤣

@SimonTBadger @simpson_liz You're going to tell me it's anything but perfectly acceptable? Fucking hell... 🤣🤣

VAR *checking badge* 🤔

@GaryRWard Escape to victory.. 🤣

I love documentaries, & always on the lookout for more. What is your favourite sports or football documentary?

@CFCJ0hn @xGPhilosophy @PolymarketSport Fuck off john, you cunts should be relegated for financial fuckery.. 🤣🤣

@xGPhilosophy @PolymarketSport Spurs is the outcome this app needs

Relegation probability: • Wolves: 98% • Burnley: 97% • West Ham: 34% • Nottm Forest: 31% • Tottenham: 30% [🔮 via @PolymarketSport]

@GeordieJordan96 @Yomiks1902 @FrancisChipp Jordan, the cunt was commentating on the Liverpool - spurs match!! 😂🤣

@Yomiks1902 @FrancisChipp I couldn’t tell you the last time I saw a Liverpool fan with a Scouse accent💀

Does he not understand the fans have flights to catch? Premier league players are so out of touch it’s unreal.

@AlasdairGold Ali , do you have a relegation clause in your contract too? 🤔

I could hear him behind me chastising himself, "Oh Tommo". I held the door open for him, saying: "Might as well offer the full service." He seemed a nice chap and who knows, if Spurs do go down then perhaps it was a vital bit of work experience for the next stage of my career.

I knew it was going to be a different day at Anfield when I walked into the toilet pre-match (not how you probably expected this to start). At the sinks afterwards, Liverpool and Soccer Saturday legend Phil Thompson looked at a hand towel dispenser that was hanging open, (contd)

@ZeusIsARed @simpson_liz You're going to tell me vvd hanging on to richy is perfectly acceptable defending? Fucking hell... 🤣🤣

@simpson_liz Why are you posting pictures where you can see the clear differences in situations & pretending you're hard done by?

@ltssss6 @mitch_fretton Can you imagine Gary neville on comms if romero did that? 🤣🤣

@mitch_fretton You know Romero gets a red for that.

Wrong side of him and clearly dragging him back/down. Penalty and red card but I had to listen to Carragher talking about how VVD was ‘smart’ here.

@supreme_footy @AnfieldRd96 Got fuck all to with the pitch.. do some research mate.. 🤣🤣

@AnfieldRd96 Dumb retractable pitch idea got into this injuries. Blame your pitch. The management is so dumb not to figure out a basic pitch idea.

Tottenham were without: Micky Van De Ven Cristian Romero Joao Palhinha Yves Bissouma Conor Gallagher Dejan Kulusevski James Maddison Mohammed Kudus Destiny Udogie Lucas Bergvall Wilson Odobert Rodrigo Bentancur Ben Davies AND STILL MANAGED TO GET A POINT AT ANFIELD.

@ExtremeFootbal4 The judas cunt still thinks he a top manager too.. 🤣🤣

It's impossible not to love Sol Campbell.

@TheLocalYidiot @SpursOfficial Cos we haven't got 1 covid case and 2 lads at the afcon.. 🤣🤣

Why ain’t @SpursOfficial getting Sundays game called off with all these injuries, the scum done it a few years ago

@sadiq9679 @AnythingLFC_ Do some research you daft cunt, then explain how roma have the worst acl injuries with no retractable pitch!!

@AnythingLFC_ It's the artificial pitch, Madrid is having almost the same issue.

What is going on over at Spurs. All out of Sunday's game 🤯 Micky Van De Ven Radu Dragusin Cristian Romero Joao Palhinha Yves Bissouma Conor Gallagher Dejan Kulusevski James Maddison Mohammed Kudus Destiny Udogie Lucas Bergvall Wilson Odobert Rodrigo Bentancur Ben Davies