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Just let me read tweets, man.

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Simon@SimonTHayden·
@chrisdmowrey Cuba is a 3rd world country that can't even keep the lights on but they're also going to invade and take over Florida & they can't feed their people but they're going to annihilate us & we'd destroy them in a day but I'm also hiding in my closet shitting my pants about them.
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@LexG_III [watching Double Indemnity and furiously jacking it to:] Phyllis: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. 45 miles an hour. Walter: How fast was I going, officer? Phyllis: I'd say around 90. Walter: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
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@LexG_III Is this guy like Nicholas Cage in 8mm, watching grimy pornography on a projector? I'm no connoisseur and will defer to the experts but what modern pornography is shot on "smeary videotape" on a "stained mattress" in a "dingy basement?"
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@Srirachachau Can't wait to hear Mark Wahlberg's interviews on the press cycle of this one!
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@beetlemoses Christopher Crabwalken: Hey... I'M a CRab. ThaT'S... CRazY.
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@LexG_III "If I was going to suddenly become gay, I'd be the straightest gay guy there ever was, I'd be the type of gay guy that would still have sex with women."
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@Srirachachau Sometimes I'll wash my hands then just hold them out, palms up. "I'm just like Ryan Gosling in Only God Forgives," I think to myself, as I leave the bathroom and slump on to the couch.
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau·
I think Refn is kind of a dumb guy but like many men, I do love Drive and I love the cop who does karaoke in Only God Forgives
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@oldfriend99 And yet, "Christopher Nolan" only has one "i."
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josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99·
So apparently the actor who plays the Cyclops in Nolan's Odyssey has two eyes 😬
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@mikefreemanNFL Feels a lot like when Eric Roberts and Michael Jai White held a summit against "The Batman."
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@StoolGreenie Bragging about a CarShield deal? A CARSHIELD DEAL?? They give those away to anyone who wants one. The big CarShield commercial in New England stars baseball superstar Marcelo Mayer. MARCELO MAYER! You think Jaylen Brown is sweating a CARSHIELD COMMERCIAL???
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@Variety I did this once, it totally works. For 12 hours I had everyone call me "Dave." At the end of it, everyone was high-fiving me and kissing me and they all had tears in their eyes. "Don't leave, Dave!" they cried. But I had to. Your average Joe just can't live that way, it's sad.
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Variety@Variety·
Matthew McConaughey once exiled himself from Hollywood and lived as Mateo in Peru for 22 days without electricity. “I needed to get my feet on the ground. So I click out. Boom. Go to Peru. I needed to find it, to check the validation. I knew I had it, I just had to go prove it again. But I did question, now that I just got famous, I’ve got all this affiliation for this and that and the other, and I’m trying to decipher which part’s real, which part’s bullsh*t... I needed to meet people who knew me as Mateo. And at the end of 22 days, the tears in their eyes and the tears in my eyes and the hugs we had on the sadness and happiness of saying goodbye were all based off of the man they met named Mateo, who had nothing to do with the celebrity. It reaffirmed my own identity that, ‘Oh, I still got it. This is based on me.’” (via "No Magic Pill" podcast) variety.com/2026/film/news…
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Simon@SimonTHayden·
@Variety This is bullshit, dude. People are going to think I'm trying to dress like John Travolta when I'm really trying to dress like Ed Harris in The Truman Show.
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Variety@Variety·
John Travolta poses on the #Cannes red carpet ahead of the “Propeller One-Way Night Coach” premiere
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@LexG_III Absolutely brutal review from someone they cherry picked to see the movie early. "If you like the TV show, you may like the movie. Or not. Me personally, I liked it, but that's me. It's like the TV show so don't expect much. Or anything. Its good, if you like that sort of thing."
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@Tonysmarkettips Only 2 Vrabel stories so far today, got to pump those numbers up.
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Tony Farmer@Tonysmarkettips·
IMO, the Vrabel news overshadowed the NFL Draft. Is it going to overshadow the NFL schedule release? It seems some folks are more excited to see if teams poke Vrabel with their schedule release than they are about the actual schedule release.
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@sonyxperia Oh, I get it, you post this and everyone is like, "Wait, those photos on the right are definitely worse. Like, not even close to being better. Your product sucks." THEN you say, "Gotcha! The dogshit photos on the right that are terrible are actually the originals!" Smart.
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Sony | Xperia@sonyxperia·
The new AI Camera Assistant* with Xperia Intelligence brings stories to life. Using subject, scene and weather, it suggests expressive options with adjustments of colour, exposure, bokeh, and lens for breathtaking photos*. sony.co.jp/en/xperia-1m8/… #SonyXperia #Xperia1VIII
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@MeganBitchell [Conner O'Malley voice] I would give my life to lionsgate+ the streaming service.
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Simon@SimonTHayden·
@notnotdylm Back in the day you'd see Austin Powers talk about being horny throughout a whole movie but in the streaming era they'll probably have an entire 1st season be a flashback about how he got horny and the end of the season would be, "Do... do... I... Do I make you horny... baby?"
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Dylan@notnotdylm·
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@jakebackpack "I'm EXCITED to be here, with, umm, Benjy Netanyahu [hits Netanyahu on the knee with his rolled up papers], how are you my boy?" "Happy to be here." "I've heard the name but I'm not familiar with the work. It says here, 'GENOCIDE'... what's that about?"
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NaturallyDifferentBeats@morefivestar·
@mrwtffacts At least he got 12 years. If this was in California, he probably would have been elected to the state Senate, or Assistant Governor.
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WTF@mrwtffacts·
In 1995, 15-year-old Nicole van den Hurk was raped & murdered on her way to school in the Netherlands. The case went cold for 16 years. Then, suddenly, her stepbrother Andy confessed on Facebook: “I killed my little sister” Police arrested him… but all was not as it seemed. It was, in fact, a deliberate false confession. Andy’s plan? Force them to exhume Nicole’s body for modern DNA testing. The insane gamble worked. In 2014, the real killer, a man with prior rape convictions, was caught & sentenced to 12 years.
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@Stenogabue @Acyn LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM. THE ONE GUY THAT WAS SCARED OF IRAN THIS WHOLE TIME. "America is the best, America is the greatest, oh and I'm shitting my pants about IRAN." GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY. Teeny tiny Iran, guy is willing to crash the economy he's so scared of Iran.
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Slinky@Stenogabue·
Doesn’t any Dem understand short term pain for long time gainn? I guess they prefer to promise Utopia, which they can’t deliver. We have nations who want to crush us and if we don’t stop them we’ll have short term gains and long term pain. I prefer Trump’s way and trust his judgment.
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Acyn@Acyn·
Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation
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