Simon Monday

@Symply_Tacha @tobyasky You are never getting back from the uppercut he gave you

As you can see @tobyasky, in MY field as a media personality, influencer, reality TV star And serial entrepreneur? I have excelled EXCELLENTLY. Like? I stay at the top, no cap. I’m either the FIRST, the HIGHEST, the BEST or DEFF part of the best to ever do it. Full stop. In my field, I’ve won 30+ Awards, nominated for Forbesunder 30 3X, Influencer of the Year, Media Personality of the Year, Most Popular Housemate, Reality TV Star of the Year.. That alone tells you the level I operate at, and I quite frankly you’re not ready for that conversation. BACK in my university days I won Most Popular Student TWICE.. Asin, Back2Back! Now building the Biggest Beauty Brand to come out Africa @TachaBeautyHQ Baby girl was BORN for tHIS, it’s giving destiny!! And everything I’m saying? Fact-checkable. You want receipts? Google is your friend. YOU rat in your field of chartered accounting, what are YOUR accolades? What have you achieved, asides being a RAPIST, child molester, sex trafficker, bastard and woman beater??

Set a deadline, brooooooo Not a comfortable one. A scary one. Pressure is what gets shit done.

@Wizarab10 Solomon is getting the wisdom little by little

Solomon 🔥🔥🔥

@TadyJerry Can't even say anything, because what the actual F?

Naija which way now? Which kind thing is this? Omo! This is just too much.

@PenTitan We fit use those names enter Yankee twitter

To understand all the slangs in this trend, you need to have seen all the Avengers movies, Game of Thrones, know like a few popular Hollywood actors, you go also sabi English well oo, then you go need experience too

@_AsiwajuLerry Meanwhile: Ulcer and I

We might eat late but I promise you, we will eat.

@guzu_p Una get mind for this app.

Age: 38 = Has only 1kb of egg left in her ovaries. Virginity status: A non virgin Genotype: AS = Second hand value Preferred State: Igbo = Still picky in her decline Type of man: I am looking for a born again Christian, hardworking, financially stable man = A corolla competing for a Rolls Royce This is a woman who has hit the wall, lost value in the dating market, and has become an evening newspaper but she's still stating her standards and demanding certain qualities whereas she's not in a position to. This should better explain to you how she lived her prime. Now, the question you should ask yourself is; didn't men approach her in her prime? One fact about every woman is at some point, they were approached by a good guy but discharged them as boring. Women only know the importance of good men after they lost value in the dating market and are desperate for marriage. Then, you see them clamoring for a God fearing man whereas they were opening their legs for the bad boys in their prime. Kings, never be the retirement plan of an evening newspaper. A woman who didn't give you her prime doesn't deserve you in her decline. NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS!

@Taiwo_junzi Until his wife passed, i never saw my dad cook. Even when she passed he had to go find one of his cousins to come look after us.

I never saw my dad cook growing, my child may also never see me cooking. We both married women who enjoy cooking for their husbands and do not want their men cooking. And like my dad, may I become a senior man 😁

@onlyone_success Share ingredients, so we can help you scatter the coven

I never thought a day would come that I'll be the reason why these feminists are crashing out.😂😂 What a time to be alive.

@Dammi_Esq The qualities of a good woman is not in them. They are used for short term pleasure

Why don’t men end up marrying the same girls they party with in the club ?

@talk2veee True.

Go and check most religious brothers,only few stay away from sex cos they fear God. The rest want to knack,so if you see ones forming spiricoco, him preek get Kleg

@Donjaytrix001 May he is looking for traffic on the post

Person wey Dey beg to fvck am ? Lmao Una useless no be small

@odogwu_ogidi Amalgamation to me was one tool the whites used to keep us underdeveloped, not that they stole from us. We could never blend to become one, as such the regional differences, tribal conflicts and religious wars has created a very big barrier between us and unity.

There is this Nigerian from a different region I know over here. We greet and chat anytime we see. Play pool billiards together. You know how it is abroad, we are seemingly united as Nigerians. Yesterday, he didn’t know I was around the corner while he is on the phone with someone I assume from the same region as he was speaking his native language. I could understand his language, although he doesn’t know that. I overheard him talking to the person on the phone that the way “Ibos” are going with development, it is a threat to Nigeria. He wished that Southeast will be destroyed again so that we will start afresh to rebuild and they’ll be miles ahead. I don’t want to say other things I heard him say about Ndi Igbo, before I tapped him on the shoulder. I pretended like I didn’t understand anything he was saying. Where I lost it was when told the person on the phone, right in front of me, that one of the “idiots” (translated) just entered there and that he’ll call him later. I confronted him immediately in a very harsh tone and asked him: “who is the idiot that entered here”. I could see the shock in his face. I told him “if this is the way you see me and think of my people, I don’t want to have anything to do with you anymore”. Other African guys there didn’t understand how the issue escalated so quickly. I left the place immediately, blocked and deleted his number. So, even with his exposure and living in this country for over 15 years, people still think like this? I wouldn’t want to share his region. I think he is one X and will eventually see this post.

@PenTitan Thanks for the follow back boss

@Simon__M1 Omo

Na only me Airtel dey frustrate for the last few days Abi we gather dey

When change begins to happen, Nigerians will demand to be left in Egypt like the Israelites.

@itz_taser 😅😅😅😅😅

Is it just me or this guy looks so handsome. There’s something about him that Intrigues me, I love the way he holds the phone, very manly. I’d mind starting from scratch with him😌

@MrEazi105419 Clear boundaries as early as possible.

I had this lady that stayed just behind my street, so most mornings she’d join me on my way to work. One day, my babe was around and she followed me in the morning cos she needed to deliver something to someone. Because she was carrying a few things that needed to stay on her lap, she had to sit at the back for safety reasons. Along the way, my neighbour joined us and sat in front where she usually sits. When we got to the junction where she'd drop off, that was when an unnecessary drama happened. As she was stepping out, she turned and said “love you dear”, loud enough for the person at the back to hear. You could easily tell it was intentional, like she was trying to establish territory or prove a point. What she didn’t realize is that the person at the back could also decide whether she’d ever sit in that car again. But my babe didn’t even react, we laughed it off. She obviously understood the situation perfectly because, if anything shady was going on, I wouldn’t stop to pick her up, let alone have her sit in front. When I got to work, I called her to ask why she did that. Her response confirmed exactly what I suspected. I blocked her immediately and she never stepped into my car again. Hope I didn't take it too far 🤷🏼‍♀️?

@TadyJerry I go fit reach una like this?

Top accounts dey hangout chill, small accounts dey drags themselves online harboring envy and jealousy.

@Ayoelesho Drawing conclusion without research is really bad. There's nothing wrong in purchasing housing estate in other countries with your money.

There is absolutely no Nigerian billionaire whose hands are clean. That's why whenever they're interviewed, they never give an in-depth explanation on how they made their money.