Simone 'Sassy Chicken' Green

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Simone 'Sassy Chicken' Green

@SimoneSCG

✨ Freelance Artist and Illustrator ✨ 'We're never going to find the new unless we get a little crazy' - Radical Play ((forever an Unus)) *she/her/they*

UK Katılım Nisan 2014
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Simone 'Sassy Chicken' Green
New goal: - Have one year without being singled out as 'the fat one' OR - Not care next time
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Roxie Rose
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I just learned that you can put honey in red wine... this is the greatest thing I have ever drunk. I'm ashamed it took 28 yrs to learn this 😂😂😂
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Fallen down a black hole because the crushing reality that absolutely nothing is 100% what it seems is just too much. I need certainty now and I can't even trust ingredients lists.
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Listening to a kid in the alley make excessive fart sounds and then blame his Dad because "It must have been a boy because it SMELLS and there are only 3 girls and 2 boys and it wasn't me so it must have been you, Dad" then ponder loudly whether his grandma is a boy. Top comedy.
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@Persephiroth It hurts to know some people don't understand, don't want to understand and are unkind. Know that you are loved, and you are deserving of love. ♥️
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@squeakygrump That is understandably terrifying. I've always been scared of them because I didn't know if I was allergic and was worried one would sting me and I wouldn't be able to get help in time. Turns out, not allergic, but christ does it hurt! Bees are wonderful. 🐝 Excellent rescue!
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Squeaky Grumpasaurus 🐈
Squeaky Grumpasaurus 🐈@squeakygrump·
@SimoneSCG My fear of wasps comes from being stung on the chin when I was about 7. My chin was itchy so I scratched it. I obviously touched the wasp and it stung me. It was horrible. I still hate the things. Bees are lovely though. Saved another queen the other day.
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28 years without ever having been stung by a wasp or a bee. Then today some ninja wasp asshole decides to jab me in my leg through my leggings! It hurts more than I thought it would. Wasps can buzz off.
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If anyone happens to fall through to the backrooms and come across a squeaky tennis ball... It's my dog's. Thank you.
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I just realised I used to have soy sauce in the house exclusively for pot noodles. Now I actually cook with it. I'm all grown up. *wipes tear from eye*
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