Simon's Jorts

@23sabres Anyone calling this a dive has obviously never skated. Got to remember they are on ice and if you cant grab on an edge you fall.

Not even exaggerating this is the most egregious dive I’ve ever seen at the NHL level Don’t think I’ve actually seen a player take an upwards trajectory on these

@cosmic_allium Damn threatening violence to justify an innocent verdict. Where is your head at chief?

That if I have to hear one more “he was acquitted” I’m going to start ripping heads off. Fuck this rapist pos.

@BrianSuttererMD youtu.be/j3fkDQiCuf0?si…

There are many different places to fracture a vertebrae. Something like a non displaced transverse process fracture is stable and far less risky than what most people think when they hear “fractured spine” It’s like when someone has a fractured ankle and it’s a tiny little avulsion fleck of bone barely seen on xray but technically a fracture. They say they broke their ankle but really it’s a bad sprain Yes - these guys are tough. But the team isn’t letting them play with dangerous injuries and honestly this could have been less painful than a bad MCL tear

@JMC9787 He then goes on to say he will talk to his parents and brothers. Im sure he likes Minnesota but he loves his family

I know players normally say this kinda shit no matter what (Parise, etc). But I think Quinn means it and I think he’s signing there. I think it meant a lot to him the Wild ponied up what they did compared to certain other teams. I think he respects the GM and how he operates.

@JMC9787 I dont want buffalo because that would be a gut punch after running Lindy out of town. My thought is even though I still hold a bit of a grudge for colorado, Id love to see Burns finally get a cup

These NHL playoffs have almost no juice for me this year. Only team I’d like to see win is Buffalo. Hate the Canes Hate the Flyers Hate the Pens Hate Vegas Hate the Habs Still hold a grudge against the Avs for 2001. Didn’t wanna see Quinn win with Minn. Sabres my only hope.

@bobbybonesshow Recently had our 1st son and named him after his great grandpa who passed away in December. Pretty normal name. We had a different name picked out and started calling him Wolf while we figured out what his real name was going to be. Well he has been Wolf since he was born

ANONYMOUS INBOX: When I was born, my mom thought it would be sweet to name me after my grandfather. On paper, that sounds nice, but my whole life I’ve found it embarrassing to tell anyone that my name is “Orville.” When I do, all I hear is: “seriously,” “like ‘Redenbacher’,” and “how old ARE you.” I’m now planning to start the paperwork to have my name changed legally, but my mom is just devastated about it. She says a name shouldn’t matter that much, but to that I say if that were the case, this wouldn’t be a big deal to her, either. Am I wrong? Would you ever consider legally changing your name as an adult?

@yardnewsnetwork @andymke @ClownWorld When i was a kid, my friends and I would go in the woods by my house and dig up boulders. After we got them out we would drag them where was want with a rope. Crazy paying that for a rock

@andymke @ClownWorld If you've got a child under the age of 13, you can give them Capri sun, half pack of Goldfish Crackers, and 45 minutes at any outdoor event, and you'll have more rocks then you'll know what to do with.

A woman at the stone yard completely shocked because they’re charging $175 for a small irregular boulder and $229 for a medium one. She’s walking around zooming in on the price tags going ‘do people actually pay $175 for a fucking rock?’ and ‘it gets better… these ones are $229’ while losing her mind over it. Plain rocks on pallets. Nothing special. She even says they’re not fucking gold, it’s just a rock.

@JerseyDigs People thinking 70k is alot of sf have no idea how commercial space works. Cubes are about 150sf per person offices around 250. Then you have your meeting rooms, pantry etc. This shakes down to about 250 employees on-site

Jersey Mike's is moving its international HQ to Tinton Falls, signing a 70,000 sq ft lease at Bell Works Fort Monmouth - the former Commvault headquarters: buff.ly/XoS71l7 #NewJersey #RealEstate

@Alicia_kizzy "Specialize in WWll" im done lmao

@SimonsJorts I think your argument would be better on someone that doesn’t specialize in WWII. Buzzwords? It’s not my fault you can’t see the real world. I pity you. I hope you learn to love and to accept the world and the people around you as human beings and as equals.

“Quinn Hughes hate is so forced” and it’s the man that laughed at women’s expense and willingly went to the White House and happily waved to a room full of fascists, clearly showing who he supports.

@Alicia_kizzy That's exactly what a modern day member of the Hitler youth would say. Buzz words without facts. Have a good night.

@SimonsJorts I have heard of the hitler youth. It is not me in modern times, I am not following a fascist and hurting people. 💀 you’re so brainwashed yourself and you can’t see it. Why would he be in prison he runs the country? Prejudice bigot? All I’ve said is I love everyone equally.

@Alicia_kizzy Lol ever hear of the Hitler youth? That is you in modern times. A pedophile, rapist would be in prison not the president and the fact you spew that nonsense just shows you're brainwashed. Take your advice and quit being such a prejudice biggot.

@SimonsJorts I have not been told, I have been shown. I formed my own opinion on him. Abortion is a human right. He’s a pedophile and rapist. Open your eyes and do your own research instead of relying on Fox News. Open ur heart to actual love and help those around you

@Alicia_kizzy You have been told trump is bad since you were like 12. What human rights have been taken and don't say abortion and call yourself educated. You're brainwashed pumpkin.

@SimonsJorts Not by him, but the policies he supports by supporting the president. It’s not deflecting you can’t read. They are not lies. Loving someone no matter what colour they are, what religion they follow, what they identify as is something I will not break free from bc it is freedom

@Alicia_kizzy What human rights were taken away by Quinn Hughes? You're deflecting and justifying your hate. I hope you continue learning and maybe one day you will break free of the lies you were brainwashed with.

@SimonsJorts Im not running you’re just wrong. I am very educated and I pride myself on it. Taking republican out it’s still stripping of human rights. Im not the person I hate. I love my neighbours and I give when I can. I don’t want you dead I want your compassion for others to be real

@Alicia_kizzy You run when you're wrong, typical behavior of the uneducated. If you take being a republican out of the equation and just look at context, you are literally the person you hate. The difference between you and I is I dont agree with your opinion, you want me dead for mine.

@SimonsJorts Nvm not arguing with you. Looked at your profile, you’re a brainwashed right winger who’s trying to argue with somebody who has been studying history for 5+ yrs with a focus on the Second World War. Cry harder about whatever ur going on about.

@Alicia_kizzy This is the same propaganda the nazis used to make people think the mass murders of a group of people was acceptable. If any of those things were true, trump would be in prison. Its all just bs to brainwash you and sadly its working when you hate an Olympian for meeting the pres.

@SimonsJorts Bro ur just saying things at this point. He supports a man who is taking away human rights. I don’t care if he’s Jewish. He’s a man who supports a rapist, pedophile and racist. Are you ok?

@Alicia_kizzy Your behavior is more aligned with being a nazi than anything he has ever done or said. Your hatred is rooted in being prejudice, simply because he doesnt share the same belief as you. Kind of think you hate him for being Jewish. Shame on you

@SimonsJorts Hey, what? He is a white straight cis man, he’s fine 💀 he’s the Nazi supporter 💀

@GenellTheaGouws @MarkLazerus Plenty of very preventable injuries that would be removed if players were visors. It probably would make the game even faster. Almost every beer league guy who wears a visor will get chirped for wearing a visor because they cry about protecting their face. Just wear a cage.

@MarkLazerus I put money on that you never played hockey.

Every NHL player should wear a facemask/bubble. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

@MarkLazerus I have been saying this for a while and think it would make the game even better. Its would remove some of the fear that comes with being in a shooting lane and simply keep guys in the lineup.

@TheModerateCase Imagine after years of work learning the legal system you advance early in your career and become a judge at 40. Spend the next 10 years being worth of being a supreme court justice and then knowing in 6 years you would be forced to retire. This makes absolutely no sense.

Hitler removed leaders from courts to get what he wanted. Democrats in Virginia are trying to change the rules to remove justices to get what they want. Therefore, Democrats are Nazis. See how stupid this sounds? Because it is. God forbid this was reversed, though