Jon Simpson

bin Laden as an Arsenal fan is less embarrassing than this

Bottle this feeling 🍾

Nigga, just watch the news.

Mikel Arteta gets lifted by his team during Arsenal's celebrations! 😅

@hovie_09 Henry, I enjoyed watching him play during the world cup in Germany I think I'm 08. Then I started to follow arsenal after that

Who made you support ARSENAL ? Be honest

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

@Only1tommo 2006 after the world cup in Germany

Arsenal fans in what year did you start supporting the Arsenal?

@mindthealign @YankeeGunner At least 2027

@YankeeGunner If they get the drop, you could basically retweet this every week until like fall 2027 earliest

Arsenal have more Premier League titles in 2026 than Tottenham have premier league home wins

@SomaticSavant @BurningLimb @drantbradley I find this interesting, is there a link to the source?

Clemson is $1.5B in debt. Syracuse is closing or pausing 93 programs, UNC-Chapel Hill plans to cut spending by $89M over 3 years. Duke recently let 600 employees go in a $350M budget cut. Indiana public colleges announced a plan to eliminate or merge 580 programs statewide.

@zazaxbt_ What's the point of having a bigger penis if you don't care if the girl will cum?

Drake says Clavicular has a micro penis so Clav had to reveals his secret Penis enlargement ‘It’s something that someone else typed in his account and no not micro have been doing PE for a while’ ‘So like pumping,shopping bag hanging,stretching that kind of stuff so basically what your doing is just wrapping it around your wrist’ ‘You could put stuff in the bag and you wrap it around your wrist and your basically holding on to your suspensory ligament stretching’

Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out

@Home_of_Fight God doesn't help kids being bombed, but helps a fighter fight better?

🙏 Joshua Van says he didn't sleep after a win over Tatsuro Taira, he was praying all night instead: “Saturday night… I didn’t get to sleep until Sunday night. I have Burmese fans, we’ve been praying… They left at 5am, then I had to catch my flight, come back. Then my church member came here and they prayed for me. It was just a lot of praying. We have to thank our God, glory to God.” 🎥 @arielhelwani

It's like a work of art.

@Hoodville_ I walked a drunk friend home for him to show back up 20 minutes later

When you put the drunk homie in the uber and he walk back in to the function

Bro said the unspoken thing…

Get this orange man off my tv I'm trying to watch the game

Second guy deserves an Oscar

@LouStreets @AB84 It ain't 2020 anymore!

@AB84 New Year, New AB?

large italian breasts

For when they say there was no racism in the Gen X 90s

@optisues This is weird

the way kamala’s aide came up to the podium just to serve face and walk away will forever talk me out 😭😭😭😭