Paul Smith

Acceptable in the 80s. #Wordle 1,737 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Word of the day: BETSUBARA (Japanese) - literally ‘extra stomach’, the feeling when you suddenly discover you're still hungry when dessert comes out.

Next up, #HowToMakeAKilling, which looks to be Kind Hearts & Coronets, basically. A #tweeview follows later, you lucky little Hampshires.

I've gone to see #ReadyOrNot2 & a #tweeview follows later. You lucky little hamsters.

New story idea: a rogue government agency has hidden their top AI assassin in the Metaverse, as nobody ever goes there so he won't be found. BUT now they only have 48 hours to extract him before the site goes down, and he's sworn to tell the world everything he knows if he isn't rescued in time. A crack squad of Metanauts have to infiltrate the Metaverse: an edgy hacker with a secret, a tough military type who only plays Civilization 4, and a robot dog called Pippin. And maybe that guy from The Lawnmower Man. I don't know. But will they exfiltrate the AI assassin, or terminate his programme? Something something linkjacking, somebody dressed in leather, a secret hidden in FORTRAN which only Pippin speaks, exploding goggles, mind uploading ninjas, the Nintendo Power Glove, that big floating stone head from Zardoz. And there's an actual trolley problem, with a real lever and everything. Oh yes, and daylight savings time acts as a plot twist. And it's filmed in 3D. Working title: "Virtual SEALs: Kill or Captcha." Stars Jason Statham, Dakota Johnson, Antonio Banderas and Matt Berry as the voice of Pippin.

Jesus, lady. Make up your mind.

Plato’s allegory of the cave right there

I sneak into the nicest places.

Satisfactory. #Wordle 1,736 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945 The Nazi’s surrendered May 7th, 1945 COINCIDENCE? Yes. There is no way a one day old baby could have defeated them

If there was ever a report that needed fact checking... #RIPChuckNorris - the afterlife ain't ready for you.

I went out looking for a Barn Owl and saw this Noctule Bat feeding high and fast ...an absolute beast of a Bat! I didn't realise we had Bats this size in the UK . #bats @BatConservation

The sky in Port Ellen tonight after the sun had set. Amazing how quick it changed form grey to this.

Surprised myself there. #Wordle 1,735 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

He's going to be furious about Carols from Kings.

Pathway to a Golden Dawn. Photograph from this morning on Glastonbury Tor.

@MarionL29355055 It really shouldn't for overall day length, unless you're factoring in topography.

@SimplyPaul It varies! Winslow 06.09 - 18.15, Broadstairs 05.59 - 18.06.

The Equinox has come early, it seems? #Equinox #EquinoxNow!

Oh, oh, oh. #Wordle 1,734 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I met a stag with antlers close to #Marlow the other day. Drive careful out there 👍