Austin Merullo

@CaptainValcon Nope

Y'all ever look at a newborn baby and go, "awh, man, SO much bigger than a tampon"

Floyd Little and I were students at Syracuse University together. And over the years, I got to know the man behind the number. He was full of character, decency, and integrity. I will miss my friend. The entire Biden family sends our love to DeBorah and the Little family.

Her name is Dr. Jill Biden. Get used to it.

@SleeperHQ @CaptainValcon

You can now view stat corrections for your league in league settings. We only display stat corrections for the starters in your league.

@ncataldoooo ❤️

Having a WEEK but at least I got to vote for my boy Ed Markey today

Chadwick came to the White House to work with kids when he was playing Jackie Robinson. You could tell right away that he was blessed. To be young, gifted, and Black; to use that power to give them heroes to look up to; to do it all while in pain – what a use of his years.

@CaptainValcon @BlackMilkTweets Nice!

Me when I FINALLY get the @BlackMilkTweets Pokémon Collection items I wanted after they sold out first time around 🙌🏻💜💃🏼😈

@CaptainValcon Frozen

Y'all like your Baja Blast frozen or on the rocks?

@LindsayM414 🥺

A Weddell seal vocalizing while sleeping in Antarctica 💭 Weddells have a wide vocal repertoire, typically making such vocalizations underwater in social interactions. Rare occasion captured by @johnbozinov

@BarstoolCuse Catfish burrito @altocinco13210

Best meal in Syracuse??? Go ⬇️

Vote.

@ncataldoooo Let's go!

It took me refusing to go to work for 4 days before my company decided to give me a laptop but I’ve officially joined the WFH Club

@aidan_russo 🤙

Fuck yeah dude! Church and state! I’m cured! Let’s go!

@BarstoolCuse "I'm in Newhouse"

What’s something you can say to a Syracuse student that you can also say during sex

@CaptainValcon They're pretty cool 😏

I don't get why "foldable" phones are becoming a thing. Am I the only one who remembers that dropping a phone with a hinge/on a hinge can easily break it?? Why are we reverting back to poor phone designs!? T^T

@CaptainValcon yeah

👏🏻DRAKE👏🏻IS👏🏻A👏🏻CREEP

@CaptainValcon Sorry about that 🤷‍♂️

Have you ever been driving behind a person who's making a turn so slowly that you suspect they might be dying at the wheel?

@CaptainValcon Noice!

Last night some kid at work tried arguing with me that SU basketball won a national championship within the past 5 years and I absolutely lost my shit and said do you wanna make a bet? He says sure, 20 bucks, we shake, I become 20 bucks richer.

LFG! delish.com/food-news/a284…