Austin Merullo

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Austin Merullo

Austin Merullo

@SimplyStinzy

“If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid” - Stephen Colbert

You'll never know... Katılım Mart 2011
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Valbus Crumbledore 🐀
Valbus Crumbledore 🐀@CaptainValcon·
Y'all ever look at a newborn baby and go, "awh, man, SO much bigger than a tampon"
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Joe Biden
Joe Biden@JoeBiden·
Floyd Little and I were students at Syracuse University together. And over the years, I got to know the man behind the number. He was full of character, decency, and integrity. I will miss my friend. The entire Biden family sends our love to DeBorah and the Little family.
ESPN@espn

Hall of Fame RB Floyd Little died Friday. He was 78.

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Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton·
Her name is Dr. Jill Biden. Get used to it.
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Sleeper
Sleeper@SleeperHQ·
You can now view stat corrections for your league in league settings. We only display stat corrections for the starters in your league.
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nickel cattle do
nickel cattle do@ncataldoooo·
Having a WEEK but at least I got to vote for my boy Ed Markey today
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Barack Obama
Barack Obama@BarackObama·
Chadwick came to the White House to work with kids when he was playing Jackie Robinson. You could tell right away that he was blessed. To be young, gifted, and Black; to use that power to give them heroes to look up to; to do it all while in pain – what a use of his years.
Chadwick Boseman@chadwickboseman

Thanks for your service and for your advice. #theprinceandthepresident #inthehousethatslavesbuilt #tbt #DemsinPhilly

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Valbus Crumbledore 🐀
Valbus Crumbledore 🐀@CaptainValcon·
Me when I FINALLY get the @BlackMilkTweets Pokémon Collection items I wanted after they sold out first time around 🙌🏻💜💃🏼😈
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Mark Malone
Mark Malone@soundmigration·
A Weddell seal vocalizing while sleeping in Antarctica 💭 Weddells have a wide vocal repertoire, typically making such vocalizations underwater in social interactions. Rare occasion captured by @johnbozinov
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Barstool Cuse
Barstool Cuse@BarstoolCuse·
Best meal in Syracuse??? Go ⬇️
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Barack Obama
Barack Obama@BarackObama·
Vote.
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nickel cattle do
nickel cattle do@ncataldoooo·
It took me refusing to go to work for 4 days before my company decided to give me a laptop but I’ve officially joined the WFH Club
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Barstool Cuse
Barstool Cuse@BarstoolCuse·
What’s something you can say to a Syracuse student that you can also say during sex
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Valbus Crumbledore 🐀
Valbus Crumbledore 🐀@CaptainValcon·
I don't get why "foldable" phones are becoming a thing. Am I the only one who remembers that dropping a phone with a hinge/on a hinge can easily break it?? Why are we reverting back to poor phone designs!? T^T
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Valbus Crumbledore 🐀
Valbus Crumbledore 🐀@CaptainValcon·
Have you ever been driving behind a person who's making a turn so slowly that you suspect they might be dying at the wheel?
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Valbus Crumbledore 🐀
Valbus Crumbledore 🐀@CaptainValcon·
Last night some kid at work tried arguing with me that SU basketball won a national championship within the past 5 years and I absolutely lost my shit and said do you wanna make a bet? He says sure, 20 bucks, we shake, I become 20 bucks richer.
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