nickel cattle do

Do you ever see a strange bug and wish you could ask Blathers to tell you more about it?

@CaptainValcon put it on the list. I repeat. Put. It. On. The. List.

When Bagel World is on the bachelorette party itinerary, you know it's gonna be lit

It’s been a tough week so I may go impulse adopt another dog because I’m sad tbd

people don’t realize how little I care if they come to my wedding… like too expensive? don’t come. no PTO? don’t come. i am not offended, the important ones will be there

Spending my Friday night making a list of things I want to bitch about at our Tuesday management meeting

came here to say, call your mum 🤍

A little unwell tbh

I miss my mum 😥

@OhNoLudicolo A corn dog is in the same category as a Beef Wellington

A parfait is a lasagna

Being the long distant daughter/sister/aunt is alllll fun and games until something happens to your mum

I may not always be the social justice warrior I want to be, but I have gotten a lot of my coworkers to stop using the R word and when they do they apologize directly to me, so I will count that as a win.

@ImSammyJennings Was just trying to remember some of my angsty MySpace profile songs lmfao

@ncataldoooo Youre such a hero

Help im throwing together a setlist what are songs similar to Secondhand Serenade’s “Fall For You” (anything that would have been danced to at a middle school dance ~2005-2008)

@ImSammyJennings Lips of an Angel - Hinder

@ImSammyJennings Come on Get Highwr - Matt Nathanson

@ImSammyJennings How to Save a Life - The Fray

@Daynatweeting I remember introducing Ben (Pittsburgh PA) to hoodsies and I just didn’t realize it wasn’t a thing everywhere

Nobody in pa knows what a hoodsie cup is

Dog needs ER vet or she’ll die. Insurance does nothing (high deductible). Bike gets stolen from our home. Renters insurance doesn’t cover a thing (depreciation). I split my head open on a motor scooter & go to the ER & again, nothing (ridiculous deductible). What am I paying for?

Yes I am annoying about my birthday and no I do not care

GOODNIGHT CELTICS FANS 💚 CELTICS IN 7 💚 I LOVE ALL OF YOU WOOOO 💚

abusive man continues to be abusive

Would love to know the statistic of former trumpet players that now have carpal tunnel and/or TMJ