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If they attack on conquer Key West on a Tuesday between 4-6 pm they can get the BOGO piña colada special at Joe’s

I can’t believe I talked myself into believing this Ronda Rousey fight would be worth a shit. What a waste of time.

We have signed QB Skylar Thompson. baltimoreravens.com/news/skylar-th…

@TMZ Gay

😍 Sydney Sweeney hard-launches Scooter Braun relationship and goes Instagram official! Photos: tmz.me/FbLjCsZ

@TheBTCTherapist Oil is a globally auctioned commodity, U.S. production is sold to the highest bidder worldwide. Even with record domestic output, the current global prices (Brent crude) are $126/barrel. To keep any of that oil for U.S. refineries, domestic buyers must match that global price.

Why is the U.S. exporting record levels of oil if I’m still paying 50% more at the pumps? Make it make sense.

it’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about professional wrestling”

@DAGToddBlanche I see you have indicted a former FBI director for an instagram post, so I’m just wondering when you will indict the Epstein clients and co conspirators?

@ShadowofEzra Wow, nine months to look at a stupid ass instagram post! Goodness, FBI is good at their job.

Kash Patel announces the indictment of former FBI Director James Comey for allegedly threatening to kill President Trump based on his “8647” social media post. Patel says they investigated this case for 9–11 months.

@GenFlynn 🤦‍♂️

Breaking: Comey is NOT the only INDICTMENT. Don’t lose site of another important indictment today because we are going to track accountability! Accountability is NOT optional…!!! Anthony Fauci’s top advisor for 16 years has just been indicted by the DOJ and the trail leads straight back to the top. David Morens served as a senior advisor directly to Dr. Anthony Fauci at NIAID from 2006 to 2022. His job included preparing briefings that Fauci then delivered to the White House, Congress, and the American public. He gathered information from grantees and the scientific community and helped prepare the briefings Fauci used with the President of the United States. Now he’s facing federal charges for conspiracy against the United States, falsification of records, and concealment of government documents, all tied to a coordinated effort to suppress the lab leak theory and protect EcoHealth Alliance’s funding pipeline to the Wuhan Institute of Virology. In a February 2021 email, Morens wrote that he had learned from an NIH FOIA official “how to make emails disappear after I am FOIA’d but before the search starts.” They called you a conspiracy theorist for asking questions they were actively hiding answers to. That ends NOW. Accountability is not optional justice.gov/opa/pr/former-…

What an absolute amazing time to be alive

Dad, can you describe the market in 2026.

@thetimetraveler Trust you bro!

This is from 48 hours ago. Yes, it's real. A WHEEL INSIDE A WHEEL.

@TMZ wtf is with the false reports about this shit saying the guy was killed? He was not, allegedly.

@unusual_whales We already in one fellers

Ken Griffin says the world will end up in a recession if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed for up to 12 months. Do you agree?

@DOJRR47 You already refused to help them. Good luck with this bullshit face saving attempt.

We encourage any victim in attendance to walk over to the FBI office and make a statement about what they know and who they know abused them. That is how we can help them.

@FirstSquawk Economy is great fo sho

NIKE: CUTTING ROUGHLY 1,400 POSITIONS IN WORLDWIDE OPERATIONS - COMPANY ANNOUNCEMENT.

@FirstSquawk Re-cession….

MICROSOFT PLANS FIRST VOLUNTARY EMPLOYEE BUYOUT IN COMPANY’S 51-YEAR HISTORY – CNBC

@RealAlexJones @InfoWars_tv Not gonna win this one Alex! Tim is too funny for you, unfortunately

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović! The Satan Obsessed Tim Heidecker Has Openly Bragged That He Is Set To Steal Alex Jones' Job, And That He Plans To Steal Alex Jones' Identity In Order To Destroy The Infowars Brand! Alex Jones & His Legal Team Have Already Filed & Are Planning To File Major Legal Challenges To This Attempted High Jacking Of Infowars & His Identity By These Democrat-Backed Deranged Lunatics! 🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW: x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@FirstSquawk lol damn did it come from Dick Cheney?

WH SR. ADVISER HASSETT: BEFORE THE WAR, THE US RECEIVED WARNINGS OF IRAN POSSESSING 11 NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

@unusual_whales Well doc can intervene with himself. He is a bum

Senator Roger Marshall said the US could intervene militarily in Iran if no peace deal is reached soon, per WSJ