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Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

@ChelseaFC Welcome on board

@iamremote_ Lucid dream 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man city to score first goal, error from trossard, kai havertz scores, match ended 2-1 Arsenal wins the carabao cup This is what I saw in my dream ❤️🤍 COYG

@oku_yungx @Maazijnr Hi

@arojinle1 Thanks for the information

What were you expecting...that the snake would poison the water? There's a difference between venomous and poisonous animals. Essentially, no snake is naturally poisonous. However, we have a few ones in Asia (keelback snakes) that store poisons, from the toads they eat, in their skins. They release the poison when they're attacked. In Africa, we don't have such snakes. Even in Asia, if a keelback snake hypothetically drops into a well of water, its poison won't kill people who drink from the water. 1. The poison on their skin is not passively leaking. They only release it when they're attacked. 2. Even if the poison is released, it would be too diluted in the large volume of water to have effect.

Yoruba men, quote this with a picture of you on Fila.

@callme_Riken I no even get money to attract you with

As a man, when you meet a woman you like and want to date, don’t lead with your money. Lead with yourself. Let her get to know you, enjoy your personality, your values, and your presence before anything else. A woman should first like you for who you are, not just what you have. If you use money to attract her, don’t come later to complain that women are materialistic. Because what exactly did you present first? 🙄

@osemagnum 2 meter in ibadan

you get a job offer... you have to choose one in 15 seconds. 5 million/month in Kano 2 million/month in Benin 1.5 million/month in Abia 2 million/month in Abuja 950k/month in Lagos 2 million/month in Ibadan don't lie, use only 15 seconds.

@teetemmytorpe @eludayo_1 It's unadulterated ijebu language that you're hearing o.

@eludayo_1 I always laugh when I hear people speak it, it’s funny fr😅

Has to be Ekiti😅

@YekeenIsmail4 @eludayo_1 Na confirm ijebu you dey hear so

@eludayo_1 Na ondo oo😂😂😂

I don’t know the funniest among Ijebu, Ondo, Ekiti and Ijesha dialects 😹😹. Btw, did you notice she didn’t allow any of the notes to drop 😹

One voice. No face on the cover. Yet Iselin Solheim made billions feel lost in Atlantis. Still the most magical vocal in EDM history

Thank you for last night, Blues. That was special. 💙 #CFC | #UCL

Chelsea's 'King of Clubs' tifo with all trophies is a thing of beauty 😍

@xc_nigeria Location

N30,000 (WhatsApp 09092639873) Gen. Uba General Uba Obasanjo The NFF But VDM GM CT World Cup Nigerian Army Mr Jollof #Trump #BBNaija

Like this tweet if you’ve seen your club lift any of these

@xc_nigeria Location?

N30,000 (WhatsApp 09092639873) Gen. Uba General Uba Obasanjo The NFF But VDM GM CT World Cup Nigerian Army Mr Jollof #Trump #BBNaija

@KeruboSk Ordinary water

People that stopped taking soda, what did you replace it with?

@Kekere1702 I was stung by one early this year at the place I lodged... The pain was so unbearable for me until they've to call someone to give me an injection that night, I've to leave the following day....Kojumaribi gbogbo ara logun e

Have you ever been stung by a scorpion? Me; Yes. Nobody tied it or took me to the hospital. I endured it from 1pm till the second day crying.

12 years ago, this was the most viral wedding entrance ever ❤️ I had nostalgia watching this. Do you remember it?

@ThaEuropeanLad Where is Juninho of Brazil 🇧🇷?

97th minute of extra time. Whistle is about to go after this freekick. Who you picking to score the last second winner?! 🫵🏻