Tess Dowling

@CPhilpOfficial How are you only just hearing about it, its been going on for years?

I heard about an event yesterday where thousands of people planned to smoke cannabis illegally in Hyde Park The organisers said the police wouldn’t do anything about it So I went along to find out what was happening I was shocked by what I found

Just got this in an email from @JasonForCroydon.. is this why Croydon’s finances are so up the creek? Poor maths?

@bushontheradio No way. Marmite and cheese and onion crisp sandwiches are in my top tier sandwiches!!

I never thought I'd be saying this but I genuinely think it's time to retire cheese and onion crisps. No one eats them any more, a flavour from a bygone era. Time for another combo to enter the variety bag elite.

On my usual rant about how Kid Creole is an a arsehole, and there is just no need to be so spiteful to a child who just wants answers

#totp I dont remember Danni Minogue being so nasal..

My Easter reading: "..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said I should get private health insurance..." #HappyEaster

Ahhh, Don't Turn Around brings back happy memories, ALWAYS makes me smile when I hear it #TOTP

Is he about to go all Kevin Bacon? #TOTP

Think we're due a good one next... #TOTP

Dont remember this Bass nonsense #TOTP

How has the UK not yet been overcome by Sycamore trees, Day of the Triffids Stylee???

#totp ah Mr Mayall. I still cry over you.

Annoying not to see what songs are in the chart, just the artist. #TOTP

#totp ahhh, I was exact same age as my youngest now, just 6 days older.

Wind machine barely making a dent in the hairsprayed 'do #TOTP

CHERYL YOU LEGEND!! #TOTP

@Sleepflowrr They should have everyone shout "PIMMS" at the end of every chorus.

Why instrumental though? #TOTP

#yotp ahh yes. Back to back 80s. Because I'm worth it.

#totp ahhh fresh faced S Club 7. Before all the stuff happened.

She looks permanently cross. #TOTP