Erica J. Simpson 🇺🇸☮️🇺🇦

@Ash_Lee_IRL Welcome in my life.

Transphobia check. 🏳️‍⚧️ Let your phone complete the sentence: “Trans women are… “

@CrazyVibes_1 Absolutely correct. And we all have street smarts!

Dear Gen X, I’ve been watching 80s movies and I just need to know…WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS?? Every child was just wandering the earth unsupervised like a raccoon with house keys. Riding bikes across town at midnight, fighting ghosts, investigating murders, befriending cryptids, hacking government computers for funsies… And the parents were ALWAYS “out of town” or “working late” while the only adult-adjacent supervision was some random 16-year-old who got dragged into the chaos. No cell phones. No helmets. No adult supervision. Just vibes, life lessons, and several near-death experiences. You all weren’t “raised.” You were lightly monitored feral creatures with a bike and unresolved trauma. I’m genuinely shocked there are enough of you left to populate an entire generation.

@Beno10_MFC All of them. Mind your business.

Be careful while choosing Just choose wisely as a good parent. Can you find the absolute best haircut for your son?

@Kristinartz I’m an idiot. I thought you said SOUP! I left it up because it’s funny to me. Sound? The sprinkler spraying, “Rain Bird” sprinkler.

If summer had a sound when you were growing up, what would it be ?

@Kristinartz Gazpacho or Avogolemono.

@reedgalen @FlowerGirlBaker Nathan Lane, 💯 MAGA never disappoints with their own stupidity.

Why does she have Nathan Lane on her back?

@TiffaniMarie483 You need to move out of the Midwest?

I feel like store-bought produce has gone way down in quality in the last 5 years. The lettuce is wilted and small, tomatoes are flavorless, celery floppy, and the fruit is often moldy. What happened?!

Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

@james_xond My whole life.

Trying to prove a point. Have you ever worked 55+ hours a week?

@saniyafatma1278 Mama, with all due respect, you need to stay out of her business. And that’s not a very supportive thing to say.

@Timmysofine Pitt, of course.

You have 2 children, a girl named Olive, a boy named Oliver. You find out a third child is on the way, what do you name the third child?

@ThrillaRilla369 At my own BBQ? I would do nothing. I would also serve non-pork items if they were attending.

If your Muslim neighbor asked you not to serve pork at your BBQ because it offends them and isn’t halal. What would you do?

@LePapillonBlu2 @TheJayneway 👋🏻

Just to prove a point, who else believes that Donald Trump is a rapist and a pedophile? 🤚🏽

@NotAvgLiberal No.

Are MAGA Republicans welcome in your home?

@saniyafatma1278 Strappy sandal.

Which shoes fits this dress better.. ❤️

@otokyo Some food that isn’t burnt?

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳☕️🍽

@fiercepatricks They bring the fun and the fashion for starters…

Without bringing YOUR religion into it, how do gay people directly affect you?

@CatLover56577 Shoes and wrapping paper.

What would I get ?

@otokyo I don’t allow “gentle parenting” in my house. This would never happen.

This is your friend's child in your house and his mother says "leave him, he will cry if you stop him". What will you do?

@lippyent A futon. Milk crates. A lightly used hospital style bed that belonged to my dead step-grandmother. All the good stuff! 😜

What cheap furnishings did you have in your first place? Hmm 🤔?¿