Alan Simpson

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Alan Simpson

Alan Simpson

@SimpsonAlanj

41 going on 15 and huge fan of roadtrips, pear drops, steering wheel bongos, animated singing and cars with personality.

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Alan Simpson
Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@74frankfurt Yes!!! The first picture I've seen of the old Port Glasgow Little Chef :)
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Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@joncoupland Happy birthday to the inspector. Hope she finds lots of exciting things to inspect today. Can you cope with her Terrible Teens?
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Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
Today my puppy turns 13 Happy Birthday to the BEST girl I love you 🥰
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Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@joncoupland Premier Inn? I've had some funny nights out in Carlisle involving a Speed Awareness Course, a spongebob onesie, adoption by a 21st birthday party, meeting a girl who shared her name with a snooker player and surviving the Botchergate
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Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
Tonight's hotel room in Carlisle ...
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Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@joncoupland I'm not surprised. You have a whole new set of circumstances to get your head around and Christmas the way you used to celebrate it will have changed. Remember though, they were new once too and new and different can be fun.
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Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
Anyone else "not feeling very Christmasssy" this year?
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Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@joncoupland Not bad thanks. Why does the weekend always pass so quickly though? Are you off on an international Proton hunt?
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Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
Morning team. How is everyone?
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Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@joncoupland I'm so glad you finally got one. Looking forward to seeing it on the channel :)
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Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
Latest addition to my collection (one I've kinda kept secret for a bit) - My 2003 Proton Satria GTI - I picked it up earlier this year and it's next on the list to get the Jon Coupland Cars treatment.
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Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@joncoupland I'm still pretty shocked to read this. It's an awful situation to find yourself in, especially given all the happy times you look to have had. Just as well you don't have a car collection anymore really that has to be fought over ;)
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Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
Also for top banter. Car that I've waited 7 years to buy, finally got it, actually did cause the argument which led to me discovering her having her affair AND is one of the pack she wants as part of the divorce settlement 😂😂
Jon Coupland@joncoupland

Latest addition to my collection (one I've kinda kept secret for a bit) - My 2003 Proton Satria GTI - I picked it up earlier this year and it's next on the list to get the Jon Coupland Cars treatment.

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Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@joncoupland Really sorry to hear this Jon. When I saw you posting about family lawyers and divorce I assumed it was tongue in cheek due to you buying another car. This is really sad and I hope all can be sorted out amicably. If you need a Scottish roadtrip, let me know
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Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
Fun Fact - taking the cost of our wedding and dividing it by the amount of days our marriage lasted (and we all know what happened there now) - it cost us £11.42 a day 📷 Can I apply for compensation or some sort of refund?
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Lottie 🚙@lottdrivescars·
@joncoupland @MrsJCoupland Building a cream base on which to spread jam is a structural nightmare and should never be tolerated - has to be jam, then cream. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules here…
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Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
A day at the Spa (not the Spar!) with @MrsJCoupland as part of her birthday celebrations. Lovely day ... Until afternoon tea! Question: Cream Or Jam first?
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Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
Tomorrow's episode of Pistons! The Podcast is sponsored by "For F*ck sake, my microphone has gone wrong AGAIN" 🤦‍♂️
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Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@lottdrivescars Looks properly base spec. I think base spec was an Encore by that time with the 1.3 endura engine
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Lottie 🚙@lottdrivescars·
Kudos to whoever is still driving around in a very early Mk4 poverty-spec Fiesta. At 28k miles, complete with original dealership plate and stickers, I was quite happy to get a snap of this before it drove away!
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Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
'Maintenance Cat' doesn't sound like a very appealing cat food but DOES sound like a great TikTok star 🤣
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Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@MrsJCoupland I wonder how long it will take before he takes his Waja to show his dad and he gets to jack it up and look underneath?
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Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@joncoupland Well she can't knock your honesty. I'm genuinely impressed you haven't resorted to hiding cars at your parents' house yet.
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Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
*Mrs JC walks in my office* "Have you just bought another car?" "Yes" "Is it another Proton?" "Yes" "Ok" *walks out* ... I should be worried right?
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Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@joncoupland @Lancaster_Ins @ClassicMotorNEC It's ok. I wasn't planning to go anyway and I know my presence is usually a huge influence on whether or not you attend something. So you can rest easy. Seriously though in sure you'll have many other opportunities. It's a big show and I'm sure it'll be going for years
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Jon Coupland@joncoupland·
I can tell you this news now as sadly it's no longer happening. (Works fault) I've had to pull out of the @Lancaster_Ins @ClassicMotorNEC show (my first time I was going to attend too) with my 1985 Toyota MR2 that was going to be on the Lancaster stand. Absolutely gutted 😔
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Alan Simpson@SimpsonAlanj·
@lottdrivescars Not guilty but I have often thought I could have secret extra cars without my wife knowing, given she doesn't drive and we don't have a joint account
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