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@denialvibes I’ve heard if you can get 12 volts onto the starter motor, from underneath, then it should be possible to put enough power into the battery to get it unlocked.

Neighbour’s 2004 Honda Jazz has a flat battery which has disabled the central locking - so he can’t get into the car even with the key. Have tried everything short of the nuclear option (smashing a window). What would you do?

@Mattisamazing33 Have you seen the new Merc CLA?

I just saw a new Golf GTI and the VW logo in the grille was lit up and it looked so cheap and tacky

@ConnorJHeath The mismatched wheels and slight panel damage perfect the look.

🚨Local twingo has returned with taped lights 🚨

@SeasideChris My sister works as a housing manager, this turned up in the communal area of one of her blocks, now it’s clear who put it there.

Who knew Elon was a Costco fan too.

@MattTakeThree Sounds like it makes sense.

@BoringCarDriver Same brakes and suspension costs as my 9-3 Less tax than my 2of cars combined MPG? Well I do 4-5k a year own car

Someone tell me why as a weekend car these are a terrible idea? Also, yes I'd sort the god awful wheels. autotrader.co.uk/car-details/20…

@WonPeople Oh no!

Weekend fun. Ungrateful piece of 💩 Thankyou RAC for coming out quickly and getting us to safety.

@tom550993 We do ok on under 3500.

Perceived family income to be comfortable - please comment if needed

@SpyHards Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That’s the first thing they teach you.

You can only keep one of these 1990s spy thrillers… 🔹 Ronin 🔹 The Hunt for Red October 🔹 Mission: Impossible 🔹 GoldenEye The other three are gone forever. Which are you choosing?

@Sir56ALot I’d have been tempted to take the picture at 1mph, but then I’d have been too scared to post it.

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@MotoNutJob Try living in Cheshire. Teeming with them. I genuinely hate the new Defender because of it.

Dear Defender Drivers Just for a change Why not try driving like a normal person or even push the boat out and try being courteous Rather than the complete and utter CUNTS you are Caveat this applies to new Defenders in full drug dealer black

@Tedisiek Shh. You’ll awaken the ‘underrated’ and ‘ahead of its time’ commenters.

Someone mentioned Audi a2s on here the other day. Suddenly they are everywhere 🤯

@Mattisamazing33 Nightmare, isn’t it. When my wife’s phone got nicked on holiday, it took us ages to sort stuff out. We did manage to get a couple of authentication codes sent to her Apple Watch, which was a major help.

Lose your phone and you cannot do anything because your bank needs to authorise online purchases over a few quid via the app, but the app is on your phone. You cannot set up the app on a new device because to do so you need an activation code which is sent to...yes, your phone

@joncoupland Nice extension though

So glad I can't afford nice cars and only have dingers 😂

Advice please on tackling this GTI skidmark

@Kerleem Congratulations. And you have the best type of car for the job.

I’m never really on here anymore but I’ve been a bit busy lately with other life matters 🧑‍🍼 #dadwagon

@Tedisiek @tom550993 It might be a case of trying the seats in the car to find out if they fit.

@BoringCarDriver @tom550993 I’m not that tall, 176cm I think, They seem to be around £10k to £15k Might be worth a look too.

They are the epitome of what an electric car should be. Fact.

@DanielCars05 Does it follow you around, just in case?

Ahhh, I love Italian cars. One Panda dies (temporarily)… another Panda comes to the rescue! #SaveThePandas 🐼

@joncoupland Poor sod 🤣

How's your Saturday going? ... Same owner since 2006 😮

@Tedisiek @tom550993 How much is a leggy Model S in Poland? Depending how tall you are, the more rear space the better. We ended up with one in the front passenger seat (car had front ISOFIX) when we had 2 in rear facing, as I didn’t have enough room with a kid behind me.

@BoringCarDriver @tom550993 Both are rear facing, Anything similar or similarly priced as a suggestion ? 😀 Space for 2 large rear facing child seats needed