Strawberry Simulator

@produlator wow that woman(?) in the video is hot

if you can't find hair references for yourself you're actually incapable of being a woman. why would you want to get "a few inches shorter" than this. do you want a pixie cut? as a trans woman? at that point go to a barber bitch

Erectile dysfunction got me going sub-par on her holes

@BuddhaMashiach I mean, she likes drinking my blood

@SimulatedBerry Is she a vampire or is she chopped?

I’m 14 and my girlfriend is 73

@maoistlandlord_ Umm, it’s prepubescent actually

@Im_human_too_ Very true 😂

@SimulatedBerry It's like the lottery, I'll never play it but it's fun to think about winning it

I ejaculated as soon as I thought about what it would be like to be with her

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@JCstrashaccount @dingoman5001 Given your username it doesn’t look like you’ve found peace yet

@dingoman5001 I have suffered infinitely more than trannies as I have had to find peace with something deeper and more intrinsic than my gender or physical sex. I am Brown.

It's an accurate allegory but not necessary a good one, unless the goal is to paint trannies as resentful beings who would rather destroy everything rather than find peace with themselves.

@gaytwinkfaggot She’s going to die in 3 days

CRISPY COCKY GO BOING BOING

@unknown235746 You fell off

I have a full uncropped version of this image but im not allowed to share it to anybody.

@fleshsimulator You should draw two simulators at random to compete on Noah’s side to even it out

Correct, a live debate, plus rusty cage and the antagonist will also be there

@DiscussingFilm At first I was worried about this film being a cash grab, but it sounds like they’re being relatively self aware about it

The plot for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ has been revealed: “Somehow, Dark Helmet has returned! 40 years after the events of the first Spaceballs, 50 years after the events of Star Wars: A New Hope, and 1 year after the events of The Devil Wears Prada 2, the galaxy is once again under threat. A threat so evil, so unstoppable, so completely lacking in any original ideas, that it has vowed to bring back the past… every last bit of it. With Lone Starr in hiding, Queen Vespa on the throne, and the Schwartz stretched thinner than a franchise releasing TV episodes theatrically, the only hope for the galaxy is Vespa’s undisciplined son, Prince Starburst, and a mysterious Palace advisor named Destiny. Together, they must find Lone Starr, Yogurt, and any other iconic legacy characters fans are demanding before they discover the hard way that, while some threats you can fight, the reboot is not one of them.”

@ReonHanbaga @roringthunder What are you talking about in what world is that “decidedly not that bad?”

@roringthunder What I'm seeing is that she took baths with a toddler she was babysitting and let him touch her pussy. Is that correct? Because, while certainly not good, it also seems decidedly not that bad.

This story is legit horrifying, btw. It’s nothing like you would think from the thumbnailed photos. It’s so fucking weird and disturbing I don’t even know what kind of broader take to have of it.

@megalomatank @mesm3r_8 Why do you think it’s evil?

@mesm3r_8 "idgaf about christianity" FRAUDDDDDDD you absolutely should gaf abt christianity that shit is EVIL

@Skraelingsvangr Why are you hiding it?

I have to sit like this whenever I'm talking to a lady as to hide my 8 in long erect penis

@fleshsimulator A dozen Maoist Landlords

One Hundred Maoist Landlords

@fleshsimulator @ccp__bot Flesh…

@SimulatedBerry @ccp__bot Hey leave me out of this

Didn't expect me to say yes huh

@ccp__bot @fleshsimulator -guy with a cuckolding fetish

@fleshsimulator if you manage to get noah on the podcast AND also get Uwe Boll back on so it’s just an hour of you two bullying the fuck out of him, i will mail you the keys to my home with the stipulation that you can show up unannounced whenever you want to drink my beers and fuck my wife

@fleshsimulator I’m dying he actually does sound like a deflating balloon

Does anyone know a great big fat person in baltimore with a voice like air being let out of a balloon