Sir Berth

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Sir Berth

Sir Berth

@SirBerth

Full of tiny tidbits of useless information. Girl dad. They call it The Strip because it's four miles long, not because you can. Do not ask how I know this.

Las Vegas Katılım Mayıs 2022
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You Rock
You Rock@You777Rock·
Everyone has walked down different paths to get where we are now. I won’t ask you to wear my shoes, that know my path, going forward so don’t ask me to wear yours. Be friends with me the way I am or keep strolling *for the men making smarta$$ comments about my drinking 😑
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Esta@TheOnlyEsta·
Have any of you stopped using DoorDash after the stunt they pulled at the WH? 👍🏽 or 👎🏽
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Sir Berth
Sir Berth@SirBerth·
@yoopgirl13 My parents threatened violence. I just started putting it in my keister.
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Yoop 🪶@yoopgirl13·
Took Nugs to the dentist this morning and she told her if she didn’t stop sucking her thumb she would have to place a device in her mouth to help her teeth. My smartass kid says “Well does it come in pink?” 😅😑🙃 (And no, I don’t need advice on thumb sucking thanks 😉).
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Sir Berth
Sir Berth@SirBerth·
@icope Switch and gain a stroke. Switch back and gain two.😄
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Everyday 🌻🇺🇦🌻
It’s been so long since I had sex, I became extremely handy… I was already in a very committed relationship with my right hand. Now, my left hand is getting jealous! 😄
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You Rock@You777Rock·
Me thinks it’s Shakespeare 😂
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Mary L Trump
Mary L Trump@MaryLTrump·
Who among us has not mistaken the holy words of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction for biblical scripture?
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CoCo
CoCo@unhingebinge·
I'm not beyond pretending I have a migraine to prevent talking to annoying people.
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Dani
Dani@PingMeOnce·
@SirBerth Hahaha! Missed your sense of humor Rob 🥰 Have a sweet Thursday 😘
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Dani@PingMeOnce·
Mornin sweethearts 😘
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Joe G@EastEndJoe·
Good morning! I guess.
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CoCo@unhingebinge·
Pussy so tight you wish you could trade it for the pickle jar lid.
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