Sir Berth
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Sir Berth
@SirBerth
Full of tiny tidbits of useless information. Girl dad. They call it The Strip because it's four miles long, not because you can. Do not ask how I know this.
Las Vegas Katılım Mayıs 2022
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Everyone has walked down different paths to get where we are now. I won’t ask you to wear my shoes, that know my path, going forward so don’t ask me to wear yours. Be friends with me the way I am or keep strolling
*for the men making smarta$$ comments about my drinking 😑
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@yoopgirl13 My parents threatened violence.
I just started putting it in my keister.
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Took Nugs to the dentist this morning and she told her if she didn’t stop sucking her thumb she would have to place a device in her mouth to help her teeth. My smartass kid says “Well does it come in pink?” 😅😑🙃
(And no, I don’t need advice on thumb sucking thanks 😉).
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It’s been so long since I had sex, I became extremely handy… I was already in a very committed relationship with my right hand. Now, my left hand is getting jealous! 😄
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My bestie knows me so well. She got me this leather journal. It's so beautiful 🥰🥰🌙✨️
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Who among us has not mistaken the holy words of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction for biblical scripture?
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A squirrel buddy visiting this morning with a little squirrel butt. Pretty sure it's a boy squirrel 🤣
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