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#Shadowrun #holostreets is live, and along with it the project I worked on with @DragonhoardG - Anno Domini Part I. All art and design by yours truly, grab a copy at the link below. drivethrurpg.com/product/433547…

@Dexerto Your honor, how could my client possibly have shot him if he was unarmed

A professional cornhole player with no arms or legs has been arrested for allegedly murdering a man Authorities claim that Dayton Webber shot the victim in his car and drove away with the body

@upperbodyinvul Things were not going his way

what on earth possessed fausts jp va to make these sounds in the booth

@DepthsOfPmtok Elders spending 20+ years watching Hack Lu make five thousand variations of skinned human centipede in his deserted gallery.

@MadamLaconic @evemilksme @Snipey13 @the_2734 @esonoku As sad as it is that you need to erase a whole society, they weren't meant to ever be there. It was a simple fantasy world of simple creatures and weren't meant to have realistic, sentient people until Alina put them there. Renoir says it's a tragedy she committed creating them.

@MadamLaconic @evemilksme @Snipey13 @the_2734 @esonoku The world by that point is already a bastardization of what it was meant to be and the ones that did it cannot move on from their grief as long as it exists. As tragic as it is, the point is that you need to let go even of something precious if it's a perpetual source of grief.

It's time to admit the game was always mid. A visually generic UE5 slop with a normieficated turn-based system and disappointing story that people overhyped because they fell into the trap of easy drama and pretty music.

@sleepy_devo POV: Grinner Linner enters the replies completely unprompted

yes graham. i am not a triggered fucking snowflake who loses their fucking mind over the prefix "cis".

@Acppla With Lei Heng, it's actually two thumbs and two pinkies 🤙🤙

#PROJECTMOONLARPS What was the point of Ryoshu having two Thumb Nursefathers? Was it so that she'd do a good job?👍👍??

@ShitpostRock2 Character design changed, larpers most affected

Fighting games fans really hate when you like the hot women in their games because they prefer real children

@arvalis @MoniqueMonsters Unless you're going to tell me he Epsteined someone or became an AI guy, I kinda don't really give a shit that he fell for the NFT fad for a hot minute or that he worked on the Rick and Morty game

@SirBron @MoniqueMonsters brother you would not be calling him the goat if you knew what he's been up to for the last several years

How it feels having your account Flagged as "rude" on BlueSky

@elyphaon @MoniqueMonsters FUUUUUCK I JUST WANT TO GET A NON-SECOND HAND COPY OF IT PLEASE DAN COME BACK AND JUST MAKE LIKE ONE MORE

@SirBron @MoniqueMonsters Bro really pulled the greatest con of all time. I’m literally sitting next to a copy of LMS right now lol

@HurtboxTV Lmao little larper piggy thought no one could check that he's a fucking fraud

@SirBron You are such a sad little man lmao

The history of Strive is ArcSys giving birth to a stillborn baby then deciding the best way to resuscitate it is to shoot it with a gun over and over again.

@HurtboxTV Bro just strums his gay little guitar and does training mode for content. You don't even have 100 ranked or player matches on SIGN. Less than 200 in Rev2. Didn't manage to fight against every character at least once somehow. Holy fucking larp bro. Embarassing.

@SirBron How about you go look up Guilty gear on my yt channel before you speak retard.

@HurtboxTV ILarpFighters

@SirBron The projection is insane.

@HurtboxTV Sounds like you'd be right at home there. You already look and type like a redditor sex offender.

@SirBron @HMBohemond Sir you exist on bluesky, you live in an echo chamber of pedophilia supporters, and retards perpetually mad at anything that slightly inconveniences them. You don't get to speak.

@theemarbleindex It's kinda funny how you can see the kid turn into a CGI puppet in Family Guy death pose the moment he shoots.

chappell roan when a child runs towards her

@armathior Castrated ass response. Probably undiagnosed autism too.

@SirBron Is that how you respond to everyone who states an opinion contrary to your own? You should be more willing to accept the truth. But I suppose someone who would think My Immortal is top-quality just because it was a meme once would say something like this.

@armathior If all you did as a GG fan was mash through arcade mode a few times as a kid and put Sol as your pfp on GameFAQs, your opinion on what "quality" means is worth less than dogshit.

@SirBron @HMBohemond Popularity =/= quality. Mega Man X8 is generally considered to be vastly superior to its immediate predecessor, and it was one of the worst-selling Mega Man games (if not THE worst, I don't remember).

@Automemories_ Tiny anime scene game from a company no one knew that was main stage on EVO next year with more entrants than T7, biggest EVO to that date. Bro played XX against CPU when he was 12 and is larping as a fan so I'll just say it.

@SirBron @HMBohemond Xrd released at a time when ArcSys was a miniscule company that nobody knew about other than the tiny anime FGC scene. It never stood a chance to be popular. Strive is soulless, unfettered ass and just an inferior game man. Bro is a larper so ill just say it.

@HMBohemond Tourist mad.

@SirBron Use actual words.