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@TheZimPulse @BasilTheGreat Our fathers 300 years ago? Yeah, you're right, we should pull the pin on the grenade for our civilisation which has lasted millennia, purely out of historical guilt. Tiresome.

@BasilTheGreat Now Brits will feel how bad it is to force your selves on other pple... Your father's did this to other nations... Now it's your turn to feel it...

London now v London 70 years ago What went wrong in your opinion?

@AbortmaIefetus @MasculinePeak Ok 'abort male fetuses 2026', I'm sure you're a rational human being

@MasculinePeak If i had a small dick and no girls wanted me i would do this too 😂🍤

There is NOTHING a modern woman fears as much as having limits put on her sexuality. There's a reason why every society did.

@WhiteSoul0900 @creepydotorg

@creepydotorg haha like in Skyrim

Chris Evans used fake feet in ‘Captain America: The First Avenger.’ The actor wore boot-shaped prosthetics in the scenes where he needed to run barefoot.

@itllbereyt2020 @anika_climate

@anika_climate Not heard of science yet I take it?

🚨BREAKING: MET OFFICE FALSIFIES RECORD RAINFALL!!! It was a dull, damp month, but it was certainly a long way from the being the wettest February on record. Twenty-five years had wetter Februarys in the UK. It was therefore a surprise when the Met Office announced that this year Worcestershire saw its wettest February on record since 1836. The announcement was naturally accompanied by the usual blaming of climate change, with the BBC claiming without any evidence, that increased burning of fossil fuels like coal and oil causes heavier rainfall. Data since provided by the Met Office under the Freedom of Information Act have now shown that its claim of record rainfall does not stand up to scrutiny. The Met Office currently only has three official weather stations in Worcestershire: Pershore, Pershore College and Astwood Bank. According to the Met Office data released, rainfall last month at the stations was 128mm, 121mm and 146mm respectively. If we discard Pershore as effectively duplicating the College, we get an average of 133.5mm. None of these stations were around in 1836: the college has the longest record, dating back to 1952 and Astwood only goes as far back as 1976... (text by Paul Homewood at Climate Skeptic). dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar…

@hustla_210 @fatbirdzs @Taabster @exfootballfan 🍌🍉

@SirElliotM @fatbirdzs @Taabster @exfootballfan it was prolly yo bitch i was fuckin huh

she told me she was out with her friends all night and then i woke up to this. what this mean??

@ChrisGi01750379 @ozmasterJ @chatswithem You should show him this article as well: bbc.com/weather/articl…

@ozmasterJ @chatswithem He's not on Sm, but we were sitting outside and I asked him what does he think those white lines are, contrails he replied, so I then showed him a thread, he literally cracked up at some of the comments

One of the worst morning skies I've seen They're making it so obvious now Another blue sky robbed away and sprayed with chemicals I don't know what it will take for people to realise and shout out about this

@FakeGermaansk @BallsSoar @chatswithem Crikey, somebody needs a hug. Relax, you feisty sausage. You have the linguistic elegance of an anxious, emo teenager.

@BallsSoar @chatswithem What's strange about clouds, you dumb cunt?

I've never known such silver skies where the sun is there but hidden , and it's freezing

@GHPsauce @BennG_22 @Sargon_of_Akkad Ah, yes - of course! I'm sure that's what it is.

@BennG_22 @Sargon_of_Akkad He’s just the straight man in the sketch. It’s basic joke mechanics.

I've heard that this is a masterclass in political comedy.

@osintpeace @PolitlcsUK Curated questions and the opportunity for him to apply spin without confrontation? Yeah, incredibly new and refreshing..

@PolitlcsUK Not gonna lie, this is a really healthy way of communicating with the public. I hate Starmer as much as the average god-fearing Briton, but this being a regular thing would 100% put people's minds at ease and help reduce panic spending / buying

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer answers questions from the public about the war in Iran

@HectorE88315654 @naiivememe Girls look DIFFERENT without MAKEUP!!?? WHAT??!!

@naiivememe And after the first night when she removes her makeup…

The type of girl you meet at your wedding after you already have a wife

@jimxcomet @MickOKeeffe Heaven forbid a woman dances on camera!? 😳😳😳 No wonder you resonate with third-world ideals so much.. you hate the sight of happy women too!

@MickOKeeffe Why don't you post AI videos of men dancing....or maybe your maga buddies prefer the girls

When tourists come to Ireland they expect to see things like this, but instead they see Somalian men everywhere.

@hustla_210 @fatbirdzs @Taabster @exfootballfan Perhaps kys?

@fatbirdzs @Taabster @exfootballfan nahh cks i once had a bitch who was tryna text her man while i was tappin it from the back 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️ ion if i should feel bad for me or him or both of us but damn these bitches wilddddd

@lithologuy @takosauruswrekz @NapoleonBonabot Trust. The. Science!!!!

@takosauruswrekz @NapoleonBonabot the oil is around 150 million years old.

That’s where Eden was

@AStolarcyk @Simply4Truth_ @TimRunsHisMouth Kind of ignoring the point there, aren't ya bud. It's drawing attention to Bill Clinton's willingness to lie under oath. Not everything has to be brought back around to trump. We are allowed to talk about other things, like Clinton being a pedo! 👍🏼

@Simply4Truth_ @TimRunsHisMouth Hahahahaha you. Cult people so laser focused on the 1990’s ignoring trump, his multiple infidelities and lies.

Q: “Have you ever lied while under oath?”   Bill Clinton: “No.” That, in itself, is a complete lie. 🤣🤣🤣

@KonstantinKisin @PeterMcCormack Konstantin desperately trying to go one day without proudly declaring himself a centrist or someone without a dog in the fight:

@PeterMcCormack I don't have a dog in this fight and I understand you're anti-Reform but at least try to be objective: x.com/i/status/20273…

Reform is finished. They had their chance and blew it. Defeat in Gorton will see them swing more left, more establishment. There will be only one anti-establishment, freedom based movement at the next general election. Rupert will win.

@rikki_5 @disclosetv Does that picture depict her drinking baby blood? Accurate, if so.

NOW - Hillary Clinton speaks after her Epstein deposition: "I started being asked about UFOs and a series of questions about Pizzagate, one of the most vile, bogus conspiracy theories."

@ConspiracyD101 @LoZCollector @MallyB30725 @KingBobIIV Bootlicking scum.

@LoZCollector @MallyB30725 @KingBobIIV Illegal literally equals wrong. What is the matter with you lot hahahah

Following the brutal murder of 3 little girls in Southport by a radical Islamist, Grandfather Peter Lynch was fast-tracked to prison for holding up a placard. He was sentenced to two years and eight months. So distressed, he took his own life in prison. Peter Mandleson, following 20+ years of corruption, potential sex and child sex trafficking, involvement with a known pedophile, lying to parliament and selling state secrets has been released back to his tax payer funded Wiltshire Mansion, where he will no doubt not face any further charges as Parliament are refusing to cooperate with the police investigation.

@tommo_king @TrueBlue5376 @Keir_Starmer You made the statement, you doughnut

@TrueBlue5376 @Keir_Starmer And neither do you.

We stand with Ukraine, for as long as it takes. Russia will not win this war. Slava Ukraini.

@LewisJ815 @BBCNews Yes... By.... "Billionaires" 😉

@BBCNews The enshitification of our country by billionaires continues

KFC, Nando's, and others ditch chicken welfare pledge bbc.in/4kOKchN

@HarambePnut @Lamvel @Telegraph Such a tardy, simplistic view.

@Lamvel @Telegraph Fascism is nationalism - you're confused.

🔴 Court archive revealing extent of grooming gangs scandal to be deleted telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/02/1…