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@MrCharlesky As you state night shift, please indicate the time zone ☺️

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@PLYouth @Leumaswazhere2 @ManUtd Talent

Introducing the #U18PL Player of the Season 🥁 Congratulations to @ManUtd’s young star, JJ Gabriel 👏

@UTDShortie @wealth_united_ Not at all

@SirJef017 @wealth_united_ 😹man you have been brainwashed big time

Players we need to offload Dalot Shaw Amad Zirkzee Ugarte Add yours 👇

@Elvis_Localman @mbiti_mwondi Jomba, umeamua ucheze rough? 😂

Niko na just about 300k hapa sai, I want you to send @mbiti_mwondi 300k as an escrow account holder then I will invest this 300k of mine in that pool business at the location of your wish. If I fail to get the figures you’ve mentioned below for 2 consecutive months I take your 300k. Challenge accepted?

@giddy_fx But why was he he the only visible Player in the midfield tonight? All he needs is a connection. He cannot do it alone

No one will say anything about him because he’s Carrington Zidane, because he’s an Academy graduate and because he’s the fan’s favorite. I don’t want to hear he has more time, what I want to know is why Kobbie Mainoo can’t succeed in a midfield without a 40 year old Casemiro. Perhaps Casemiro has been covering him up and no one knows. “Amorim was stoopid for benching him” what do y’all have to say now? Kobbie is good but not too good. He can’t boss a midfield yet, he’s still a growing player who needs support but you won’t believe because he’s your favorite.

@UtdMaI Hater

Is this the Michael Carrick some fans want handed the Manchester United job permanently? No shots on target against newly Promoted Sunderland? Amorim did better here

@Mainoo_Xtra Excellent.

Thoughts on Kobbie’s performance today? 👇

@UnitedUpdates Let them do whatever pleases them

🚨 DEBATE: Should Manchester United hand Carrick the permanent job?

@markgoldbridge Sunderland were well prepared for this game unlike us. Keen to details. Just imagining what would have happened if we had Onana!

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@utdblessin Poor, very poor

Thought on the first half ?🤔

@Czooba Zirkzee and Mount; weeuh.

Man United fans, Who was the worst player on the pitch against Sunderland?

@Furious_red_ 9.5; brilliant

Rate this Senne Lammens performance out of 10⭐

@Furious_red_ Keep

Man united fans; Keep or Sell?

@UTDKara You are too harsh on Diallo.

Amad Diallo Joshua Zirkzee Mazraoui Mason Mount Luke Shaw Manuel Ugarte Tyrell Malacia Diogo Dalot They all need to leave Manchester United next season. I don’t know how INEOS are going to do it, but make sure they all leave

@UtdKobi Keep____Game time is always important

Joshua Zirkzee -Loan -Sell -Keep

@UTDFondre Whatever comes, let it come

- This is the worst game I’ve seen under Michael Carrick. No style of play, no tactics, no Plan B. - Manchester United have had only one shot on target. - What’s should we do about Joshua Zirkzee? - And once again we’ve relied on individual brilliance, If not for Senne Lammens, we could’ve lost 2-0, 3-0, or even 4-0 today. - We’ve seen how bad it has been without Casemiro - We seriously need to have a conversation about Amad Diallo. He came back from AFCON looking like a completely different player. - Is this really the type of football Manchester United fans want to watch in the Champions League?

@Gustavo__254 @brucedoo9 Its about to go down 😂

Kuna sharp boy naona amecrack immigration system ya Australia. Jamaa anatoa wasee Kenya na permanent residency bana siet.

Goalscorer. Assist provider. Award winner. Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road. Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me. I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy. The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.” I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point? Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.” Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie. Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life. I got to the gate completely out of breath. The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.” People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead. I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.