MWALIMU JINI

A man is proud of his penis however tiny. - Ngugi Wa Thiong'o.

@abbah_mwamburi @hardtruths_101 @kijanayamwingii For heavens sake, how was he hired yet his daughter was dead. Kuna watu wapuzi kweli huku nje.

@hardtruths_101 @kijanayamwingii who benefits from hiring him to create a scene? Not everything has to be a conspiracy theory.

Unfortunately The daughter didn't make it. May God comfort him with his family.

@Kinarra1_ @Kenyans Sure, this is indiscipline.

@Kenyans Students should stop tearg gasing themselves for sympathy

Over 50 students of Kapsabet Girls' High School admitted to the hospital after being hit by a stray teargas that was thrown by the police

@Beno10_MFC @MondliBrianZum1 993 move one stick in zero to make it 9, move a stick in 2 to make it 3.

High level of creativity is needed here. Boost your creativity Can you make a number larger than 902 by moving only 2 sticks?

@Kapenguria_n @Onkundi01 Here speaks a wise man!

@Onkundi01 Bwanako akisoma wewe ulikuwa wapi? Why should his salary bother you? Did you pay for his school fees? Are you his parent! Shenzi sana!

Walimu wa JSS mnalipwa ngapi?

if your laptop is missing vitu kama bluetooth, wifi and sometimes sound inamaanisa kuna drivers haziko installed. to fix this just press windows+R, then type cmd, enter then type driverquery/v, enter it will update all the drivers and fix all that

Key tournament dates ratified by the FIFA council: ▪️Asian Cup Saudi Arabia 2027 from 7 January to 5 February 2027 🇸🇦 ▪️Concacaf Gold Cup 2027 from 19 June to 11 July 2027 ▪️AFCON 2027 from 19 June to 17 July 2027 🇰🇪 🇺🇬 🇹🇿 ▪️ Armenia, Georgia to host FIFA U-20 World Cup 2029 🇦🇲 🇬🇪 ▪️ FIFA Women’s Champions Cup- Jan 27-31, 2027 in Miami 🇺🇸 ▪️ FIFA U-17 World Cup 2026 Qatar- 19 November to 13 December, 2026 🇶🇦

@merchant_012 @Thikapundit Nigga borrowed some cash during the corona period. Mind you we hadn't communicated since we left school. I guess we will never communicate.

@Thikapundit come to think of it these highschool mates who you've not linked with for a long time the moment they request a favor from you don't fall into that trap. Mine contacted me last year in need of some cash eti atarefund by weekend. Buana jamaa hadi waleo hawezi pick call yangu

My former highschool friend ashainiambia tupatane tao na juu anajua nakuanga mlevi the only place he suggested ni habanos tukafika na akaitisha mizinga mbili za jack daniels tukakunywe mpaka almost kumaliza mzinga ya pili...

A teacher has posted TBT photo of himself and the love of his life. TSC is interested in how it all started! Huyu atajitoa kweli?

Here is how fuel moves from the Gulf to your car in Kenya Save the thread below:

Why do retirees especially those in Forces like army and police force die within 5 years after retirement ?

@Ganviehz @africatodayMG @wakiune Ukweli mwingi mno.

@africatodayMG @wakiune Those Three East African countries are only united by 3 things and are they are not football related; 1. Corruption 2. Abductions of Citizens 3. Dictatorship

Rwanda 🇷🇼 Rwands has reportedly offered to host AFCON 2027 if Kenya 🇰🇪 , Tanzania 🇹🇿 , and Uganda 🇺🇬 are not ready in time. At the same time, South Africa 🇿🇦 has also told CAF it is ready to step in and help organize the tournament if needed. This raises fresh questions about the preparedness of the original hosts.

There's a Kenyan, a mighty Kenyan 🇰🇪🎶

The CAF Appeal Board decided that in application of Article 84 of the Regulations of the CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON), the Senegal National Team is declared to have forfeited the Final Match of the TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) Morocco 2025 (“the Match”), with the result of the Match being recorded as 3–0 in favour of the Fédération Royale Marocaine de Football (FRMF). cafonline.com/news/caf-appea…

Some first-year medical students were attending their first Anatomy class. They gathered around a table where a real dead body had been placed for study. The professor began the class by telling them that every good doctor must have two important qualities. “The first,” he said, “is that a doctor must never be disgusted by anything in the human body.” To demonstrate, he inserted his finger into the dead body’s anus, then put the same finger in his mouth and tasted it. He then asked the students to repeat what he had done. The students were shocked and hesitated for several minutes. But eventually, one by one, they did the same thing. Each of them inserted their fingers into the body’s anus and then tasted their fingers. When everyone had finished, they all stood there frowning and feeling uncomfortable. The professor then looked at them and smiled. “The second most important quality of a doctor,” he said, “is observation.” He continued, “I inserted my middle finger, but I tasted my index finger.” Moral lesson: Always pay attention and learn to observe carefully.

@KenyanSays I always remember one quote from him 😅,,"Change or you will perish in poverty, missery and hunger"

Reading without borders: Why both fiction and nonfiction books matter zurl.co/EECLz

@Me5958500639422 @cyiras97743 @2003sikuu Jaba ProMax.

@cyiras97743 @2003sikuu Jaba

Huyu ni kama alinyonga before nifike. How come first round ilitake 2 minutes?

@Kadotttt Just use a very good VPN like AmneziaVPN that has obfuscation and doesn't log you... Use AmneziaVPN on any public Wi-Fi

@CharlecFX @KyaloIntel @AIRTEL_KE Airtel iko sawa sana jamaa.

@KyaloIntel Everybody has noticed that @AIRTEL_KE bundles are scam, especially the hourly subscription. You buy, get connected for a minute then BOOM.... NO INTERNET.

TYPES OF SCAMS IN KENYA 1. Send me your CV – Scam. 2. We'll get back to you – Scam. 3. I love you more than I love my wife – Scam. 4. Police is your friend – Scam. 5. The youth are the future leaders – Scam. 6. Airtel data bundles – Scam. 7. Your vote counts – Scam. 8. Send me money to visit you – Scam. 9. I have a boyfriend but it's complicated – Double scam. 10. This is not a scam – Scam. 11. Our school is the best – Scam. 12. Come over, I want to show you something – Scam. 13. Oh, he’s just a childhood friend – Scam. 14. He's like a brother/sister to me – Outstanding scam. 15. I'm with the boys – Scam. 16. I promise I won't tell anyone – Scam. 17. I saw you in my dreams giving you a ring – Pure scam. 18. A: Let's do a video call... B: Sorry, my network is bad, my battery is low, my room is dark – Chief scam. 19. This year I see you buying a car – Spiritual scam. 20. Baby, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen – 5G scam. 21. Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife? – Scammest scam of them all. Bonus scam!!! 22. I have never loved someone like this before – Greatest scam.

@jahnieonk @lindahoguttu Wacha buana 😄 😄

@lindahoguttu kuna ninja imepigwa ngumi ikatoa makamasi

Wakenya Hamko sawa kabisaaa. Mezeni dawa….what is this?🤣