The Sanity Clause🖖

I have just called in to let you know we've charged Megan Thanks for letting us know, we'll tell Will ....no need, we've shouted it the stairs so he can hear and if you listen closely you can hear him running back upstairs like a herd of elephants #Corrie

@TheExtremeMusi1 He was unique i will give him that and he suited the The Who, especially image wise but even The Who felt like a better actual band after Moon, I never really liked his style and playing and didnt consider him a great drummer but I appreciated his uniqueness

Is Keith Moon one of the greatest drummers of ALL TIME? ? 🥁 👇🏻

@carryontitterin I went with my heart and went with Orlando

😲 THE WORLD CUP OF KENNETH WILLIAMS - Quarter Final 2 😲 Your Sunday poll has arrived. Which is the best Kenneth Williams character? Choose wisely!

RUMOUR 🚨: Starmer could be forced out as soon as Monday. He won’t leave with triggering a snap election If so we should have a general election called on Monday or Tuesday And Nigel will be our next Prime Minister.

KSI has millions of followers and how he has done that mystifies me. I am sure he is good but on #BGT he is barely present, and his critiques are pretty nonsensical

Reform has earned the right to send a strong message to the govt but now they are doing councillor work, not stopping boats, but potholes, bins, neighbours dispute, and of course, citizenship when they find that asylum seekers dont get lots of 'free stuff'

Dear Labour, hi, hope you're well, just a quick word, you know its not the leader, well maybe a bit, but its about good policies and keeping promises. You dont need to very left wing, but a bit left wing would help

@ReddCinema Not unless your cardiologist is a Muslim.

Muslims are reportedly outraged about this photo and say that it’s Islamophobia.

There's neen an attack in Liepzig , people are dead, people are injured, quick, it must be a Muslim terror attack, man the barricades and proclaim our outrage, we must....what?...he's white Ah fck, as you were

@HorrorHammer1 Lee and Gray, you will not find two finer speaking voices in film history

Hammer 1968

I really hope the next US President is a bit boring, that he or she isnt the headlines news every bloody day, snd I also hope the next President is really soon

@jim8oy66 @oldishbird1 @magsfreedom111 Well, i hope you enjoyed school today, because that's where she took you.

@oldishbird1 @magsfreedom111 I know, he will be gone soon so I don’t care, whatever this useless Labour Party do now can be undone 👍

Been trawling through Labour’s manifesto and I simply cannot find the part where it says “we will rejoin the EU” and give them a billion quids worth of taxpayer money?😳 I couldn’t hate this government more if I tried 🤬

@SuellaBraverman @reformparty_uk Ffs, can politicians just tell us the truth, for once, is thst too much to ask for

Too many universities are selling immigration, not education. Last year, about 250,000 foreign students took up taxpayer-funded student loans to pay for their courses in the UK, worth £4bn. This is not fair. A @reformparty_uk government will make sure that the British taxpayer is not paying for foreign students. Let’s put British students first.

The footage of David #Attenborough and the Gorillas in Rwanda is still as extraordinarily powerful today as it was in 1978.

@Pebble2012 @FunMovieTVFan

@SirRodneyFfing @FunMovieTVFan 😂😂😘

Great Movie Duos Woody & Wesley

@Pebble2012 @FunMovieTVFan I've never se.....oh you know the rest

@FunMovieTVFan Loves White men can't jump.😆

@atrupar Maybe he has to prove he is over 21 when he walks into the Titty Twister

Blanche: "There's a lot of things we can be doing, like voter ID. Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your idea to vote? That's not anything that's crazy."

I have bought a bloody pressure monitor, my first time using it,I got 200 over 135, I realised I was either a giraffe or I got my jumper caught in the cuff

@LondonLabour We've all got things in our past which we are trying to forget, for instance you used to be a respected left wing party with policies that benefited the working class

Since Zack is trying to hypnotise us into forgetting he was a Lib Dem, let’s remind him that he was: ✂️ Proud of austerity 🎓 Proud of tuition fees 🛏️ Proud of the Bedroom Tax

@SuzieHasTwins @cta84 @51M0N_5 @Pebble2012

@cta84 @51M0N_5 @Pebble2012 Fair

I followed two farm animals and a dinosaur and I've had to mute them because my tl was full of animals talking nonsense. I'll decide which ONE I want to keep later and dress the other two in gravy.