Thomas Jones🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

I went to the pub tonight and couldn’t believe the crowd that turned out to greet me. Humbled and grateful that I have United the Kingdom. 🙏

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What an absolute amazing weekend at @TheMasters What an experience. Watching every year since I was like 6 years old to finally get the chance to walk the course for the 3 days was incredible. Thank you @MiGCSA for the hospitality. ⛳️ Congratulations @McIlroyRory

@dailybritainonx Yep

Do you think they should?

@TheGriftReport Rosie Jones.

I'll start, Rosie Jones.

@IWoosnam @TheMasters @McIlroyRory See you there Woosy. Repping Oswestry Golf Club. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⛳️

@TheMasters @McIlroyRory Well I’m going to have the Tuna Wagyu and the sticky toffee pudding Champagne white wine and red wine and I will get my mate to drop me off and pick me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Served in honor of Mr. Rory McIlroy. #themasters

@Real_Ames Her annoying accent is just cringe. Pipe down love.

Wow... I have never seen this before. 😲 A woman—who once made a living as a writer for shock radio host, Howard Stern—apparently decided to move from writing punchlines to throwing actual punches. After swinging on her passenger ( I assume he is her husband or boyfriend) multiple times, she seemed genuinely offended when he defended himself, as if the rules of physics and self-defense were supposed to pause out of respect for her résumé.

FLASHBACK: Less than five years ago the football world was laughing at Wrexham. After yesterday the same world woke up realizing Rob and Ryan’s dreams were no joke. 🎩 @footballdaily

What a week in Cancun 🇲🇽 See you next year TRS Coral Isla Mujeres 🪸 What a place! 💙

@RocketPMohawk @Keir_Starmer You’re alive!!! 😁

@Keir_Starmer just paid £8.25 for a family size cottage pie in Tesco, you should be hung from tower bridge for treason you fat cunt

I promised to bring bills down and I meant it. And today, because of the decisions this Labour government has made, the energy price cap has lowered by £117.

@lagerwxm Oh well done. 👍

The view of the Racecourse last night from Los Angeles. David who has been over to Wrexham enjoying the Wrexham victory #Wrexham #wrecsam

@GodlyNations Donald Trump.

@KaiserBCFC_ @garjam_apps @welshy1000 Good job on you and your leader, KS, fucking the country up. Back under your rock you go.

@garjam_apps @welshy1000 Cheating Welsh bastards you lot mate.

A club that has support like this should be nowhere close to being promoted to the Premier League… #BristolCity #WxmAFC #efl

@lady_valor_07 Tammy lynne.

🤔

@Keir_Starmer You should apologise for being born!

Offensive and wrong. Britain is a proud, tolerant and diverse country. Jim Ratcliffe should apologise. news.sky.com/story/the-uk-h…

@Neccccy No, kill the bastards.

@Matt_Pinner Belize 🇧🇿

Name a country without the letter “A” 👇 🤔 Only geniuses get this right 🧠

@dapperlaughs The fact is mate, I think you’ve saved a lot of people lives. A lot of people were in the same boat as you, and going sober began the recovery for a lot of us. Love you Dapper! 💙

Its not often Im lost for words, but last night this stopped me in my tracks. Just over 3 years ago my content changed alot when I went sober and I got a lot of stick for my shift in direction.  After spending years trying to get back to doing comedy, to suddenly change was terrifying. But, my social media, my characters, my jokes and my content has always been in some way a reflection of my life and my life became a battle for change, I embarked on the most difficult journey of my life, its still a constant struggle, but talking about what drink & drugs were doing to my mental health and my family helped me understand and share what I was going through.  Through that process Ive lost friends and family, followers, brand deals, business and I get constant criticism and negative comments when I discuss certain things, it can be triggering and to be honest a bit annoying im sure.  But, there is a core group of you that have stuck with me for the comedy and let me talk about mental health, sobriety and the darkness some of us face, and a few of you that are here for the sobriety stuff but put up with my jokes along the way, to all of you thank you…. But..  Every now and then I see a comment, or a message, or at one of my live show’s someone says something like “You saved my life” and it hits me, its worth sharing, its worth the shame, embarrassment and comments, its all been worth it, because every now and then it really helps someone feel like they aren’t alone. And can change.  Thank you mate, thank you for telling me that.  I needed to hear it. x

@Matt_Pinner Fuq NO! Incompetent prick!

Be Honest

@drhossamsamy65 The police in America are a bunch of c**ts!

⛔️This is the land of the Free‼️ ⛔️This is America ‼️ ⛔️This is how the police treat human beings ‼️