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Sir Hopium 🐂🀄️

Sir Hopium 🐂🀄️

@Sir_Hopium

Knight of Reasonable Hopium™ • I backtest and certify hopium supply levels before you need group therapy • Refined crypto satire • NFA, just comedy

Crypto Circus, since 2017 Katılım Aralık 2023
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Sir Hopium 🐂🀄️
Sir Hopium 🐂🀄️@Sir_Hopium·
After extensive review of previous market cycles, Sir Hopium has concluded that hopium at reasonable levels remains a valuable resource. Unfortunately, the upcoming @SpaceX IPO seems to have caused a temporary overdose of optimism. A public service shall therefore be provided. Effective immediately, the Department of Reasonable Hopium is now open. Please form an orderly queue and leave your bags of pure hopium at the door.
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Arkham
Arkham@arkham·
WHY ISN’T SAYLOR BUYING BTC? Strategy has gone four straight weeks without buying BTC, instead selling $263.5M of MSTR shares and building its USD reserve to $3.225B. Our research team breaks down why Strategy is building a cash buffer and what it means for its $55B Bitcoin stack. Check it out below:
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Mr.Presentable
Mr.Presentable@MrPresentable2·
@KillaXBT I agree 90% completed. I do not feel the capitulation of a true bear bottom though. Its not the same as the last two. Still believe we sweep 50s once more.
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Sir Hopium 🐂🀄️
Sir Hopium 🐂🀄️@Sir_Hopium·
Never forget when Sir Hopium was born. And don't say I didn't warn you. The public service announcement continues... Follow me so you don't miss future alerts about stinky hopium that will make you lose a lot of money. $SPCX
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Sir Hopium 🐂🀄️@Sir_Hopium

After extensive review of previous market cycles, Sir Hopium has concluded that hopium at reasonable levels remains a valuable resource. Unfortunately, the upcoming @SpaceX IPO seems to have caused a temporary overdose of optimism. A public service shall therefore be provided. Effective immediately, the Department of Reasonable Hopium is now open. Please form an orderly queue and leave your bags of pure hopium at the door.

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Sir Hopium 🐂🀄️
Sir Hopium 🐂🀄️@Sir_Hopium·
Many people don't realize that the fact solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump slowed down the initial hype phase is a calculated move. We’re currently in a consolidation phase, filling our bags and accumulating heavily during this dip. After that, the second phase kicks in. Top-tier listings and partnerships will be revealed, everything we’ve been building behind the scenes will launch, and we’ll send this coin ten, twenty, fifty times higher. Sir Hopium is telling you this, my friend, a knight of reasonable hopium. Because yes, that is a reasonable target. And maybe @blknoiz06 will adjust it...
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StarPlatinum
StarPlatinum@StarPlatinum_·
- you have 1500 followers - you've locked down your 10/10 girl - you spent 5 years together - but the soccer star from your country with 50 million followers wants your girl. - she dumps you in 2 weeks for Lamine Yamal - now he took her to the World Cup Competition was unfair.
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Crypto Rover
Crypto Rover@cryptorover·
🚨 BITCOIN MAY STILL HAVE ONE MORE BRUTAL LEG DOWN. Every major correction lasted around 396 days, and BTC is still inside that same window. Monthly RSI is also sitting near the same level seen before previous cycle bottoms. The reversal may come later. But first, Bitcoin could still flush much lower.
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Bold@boldleonidas·
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Saint 🐂🀄️
Saint 🐂🀄️@Saint10Fourteen·
gm to $ANSEM bulls only 🐂🀄️
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