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Kampala, Uganda Katılım Şubat 2021
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@sk_bongomin93 There is no sign no nothing of short that makes me stop here 🫵🫵🫵🤝🤝🤝i can never stop on these guys they are not even allowed on the express way the fuck😡😡😡😡😡
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@benmwine @URAuganda Its easy import it with a south African or sudan number plate whatsup with you😂🤣😂🤣🤣URA WONT HELP😂🤣 jhus use a common sense that is not common
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@ethan_tross @MBU @ThorXervia My mind yuh blew out here😂😂🤣😂 and wen yuh add up all the money he owes then its equivalent to the price of that car😂🤣😂🤣😂🤝🤝🤝
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At campus i used to fuck myself with maize 🌽. My friend walked in on me in hostel once and the rumours spread throughout class. All of a sudden guys started hitting on me. Men have this ridiculous idea that just because you're a horny chick you're automatically horny for everyone. False. There's a reason i picked maize instead of a carrot 🥕
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People say someone cant be stolen, they go willfully. Not entirely true. I am a married man and i love my wife so much but there's this landlady of a building where i put a small restaurant business and this chick is teasing me to death. She has made hundreds of passes at me and i have always told her NO.
Today our rent was due and I had to see her to pay and tell her about some stuff that needs fixing and we were alone and as we were talking normally she screams, says an insect has entered her blouse, she says can you see it, i say i cant, then she takes her top off. No bra. Large, perky milkshakes. And laughs and tells me, "I bet your wife doesn't have these. Touch them".
I refused. And she pointed out my dick was visibly erect, and laughed. Put her top back on.
Guys i am trying. I am really fighting for my marriage. But i have used up all my self control. I don't have much left. She is going to win 😭
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@Frank_lume True you really should because you love Toyota with all your life🤣😂🤣😂😂🙏
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