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@KitsenWhitlock The middle aged man joint pain is coming after you
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i wanna go to the con but my hip is hurting so badly i cant walk oughhhhh …
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someone is playing music outside of my hotel extremely loud and it sounds evil LOL idk how to explain. Its just a cacophony of crazy noise and im lowkey hung over so the room is spinning too
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To ALL Honkai Star Rail fans
Gilgamesh is a misogynistic king who got defeated in a misogyny competition by a cannibalistic lesbian
He has a non-binary lover & swings every way
He will out woke you
He will out conservative you
He is undefeatable
He has never won a single fight
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@kitsenvt can we raid the mayor of New York next please?
Pop Base@PopBase
Zohran Mamdani is joining Twitch for a new series titled ‘Talk with the People.’ He will respond to questions asked by the public in his Twitch chat, aiming to create a direct line of conversation between the government and the people. (polygon.com/mayor-zohran-m…)
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"Ugh, only humans wage war on each other"
~Some 14 year old
"Let the seas boil! Let the stars fall!"
~Tortoise after his leaf is eaten by another tortoise over a century ago
Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited
These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while
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@KitsenWhitlock I'll never fly southwest after a flight attendant flodded the cabin with axe body spray 🤩
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“Thank you for choosing SouthWest!” youre NOT welcome
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There's no way Filipino fanfic readers are this normal. I do not believe it.
🐕@AEA850856790187
🇵🇭Top Filipino AO3 Tags: 1) Fluff 2) Angst 3) Anal Sex 4) AU - College/University 5) Smut 6) Light Angst 7) Blow Jobs 🇹🇭Top Thai AO3 Tags: 1) Worldbuilding 2) Essays 3) Alternate History 4) Science Fiction & Fantasy 5) Changes to Gender or Sex 6) Transformation 7) Slice of Life
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If pee is stored in the balls does that mean cum is just pee and sperm mixed together <3
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Your mental health is important. That's why you should play league of legends!
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Oh my god they'll make lyney even hotter
chia 🍰💌@chiakanaa
a fontaine summer event…. a trio, you say….
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i used a deku voice changer on vrc like a week ago
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