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Kinkerbell #SexyDisney

@AdamLevine Owen Danoff should cover Jason Mraz

This twitter thing is still around? #GetWithTheTimes #MySpace

@RexHuppke how does she feel about a realistic mental health care system for our country?

@JustinJonesDank Hi, I'm Pesident Hoover, damn glad to meet ya!

Muppets Take Benghazi!!! #NewMuppetPlotlines

@POTUS how many kids go to sleep hungry every night in this country?

@LINZH0E where you at gurrrrrl? I could adds you ta muh pose. Send pics

@AndyRichter How the hell can we know this is really you?!?! It could be any number of your identical brothers! #arresteddevelopement

@MaraWritesStuff you're right. One tells us everything we need to know.

@JefftheDrunk1 no

When you realize that life is going to be really hard because your mom is batshit

I just woke up from a nightmare! There was a presidential election nxt year, w/ only 2 real parties, & both were screwing the people..... um

@RealGabbyHayes @BillMc7 is it wrong that I just read this with Gabby Hayes' voice in my head?

@ChaseDaniel nice work out there

@13spencer but what about jokes stolen by current famous comics?

@PaulyPeligroso nice billing! #Mustbeinthefrontrow

‘Red’ movies get NBC series adaptation ow.ly/QVv5y

Hey @blakeshelton, when do you guys start up a new season of #TheVoice?