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@bigdanlittle63 @HarmlessYardDog Handsome boy!🐾 🩷

@HarmlessYardDog Good Morning. Braawoof. Buddy is ready.

GM, closing in on the weekend.

@JackCrabb1776 @NicHulscher I never read about ticks that I don’t think about how it affected you. Every time.

@NicHulscher Are you really an Epidemiologist? If you are, you know better than to infer Gates has anything to do with Alpha Gal. I actually have AGS and if I could somehow pin it on Gates, believe me that I would.

JOE ROGAN: “The tick thing is nuts...” TIM BURCHETT: “Because of Bill Gates.” ROGAN: “Farmers and ranchers are finding boxes of ticks on their property. I have a good friend who got bit by the Lone Star tick and has that alpha-gal problem... It makes your body allergic to red meat.” BURCHETT: “And who has got genetically made meat now?” ROGAN: "Bill Gates?" BURCHETT: "Bill Gates."

@TrashDiscourse @t_sadiity Gold Peak Zero Sugar !! Rocks!! Best tea on the market.

@t_sadiity Zero A&W Zero Gold Peak Sweet Tea Zero Gatorade I was already drinking a lot of water, so that remained

Those who cut out soda completely, what did you switch to‼️‼️

@redsteeze @politico @melmason ISWYDT

@politico @melmason You'll never believe who else was unhoused while Karen Bass was mayor.

Karen Bass on Spencer Pratt referring to homeless people as zombies: "Sleep on the street for a couple weeks, and tell me that your mental health is the same as it was before you were unhoused." More from her interview with our @melmason 👇

@JackCrabb1776 @NormEisen Hey Jack!! It’s not about winning. It’s about making money filing these suits.

@NormEisen What is your current win/loss record now, Norm?

We have never seen anything in American history remotely like Trump's $1.8 billion slush fund It will be engulfed in bipartisan opposition We filed our first legal objection before it was launched--& WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED 👇 contrariannews.org/p/trump-and-cr…

@buitengebieden I have a white cat with one green eye and one blue eye. His name is Levy. He’s a handsome boy.

The eyes.. 😊

@OKWildlifeDept These people!! Just abandon all reason!!🤣😂😁

that about sums it up

@ZeekArkham Love you! Keep doing what you do.

Hi, I’m Zeek Arkham. My content is 100% original. No reposting news stories and trying to pass it off as “BREAKING,” or “JUST IN,” or “CHECK THIS OUT!” No cookie cutter responses. Just commentary loaded with foolywang and honest truth. I want to make you laugh and think at the same time. If you don’t suffer from butthurt-itis, aren’t a race master baiter, and want commentary like you’re at a backyard bbq having a couple beers with your boys (or girls…) then come along for the ride. I’ll be happy to have you. No hugs, unless you’ve been approved, Zeek

@exjon Just wonderful!! God is so good. 😊

Since my diagnosis, people say I’ve grown far more thoughtful and wise. Mostly because I pose like this and only say stuff like “mmm, quite” and “indubitably.”

@koopaaron @HarmlessYardDog Beautiful!🐾🐾

@HarmlessYardDog I needs a Nap

Oilfield Lunch Break

@Oilfield_Rando Hey Mouse!! Eating good 😊

His little helicopter sniffs kill me

@MostlyPeaceful Please get well soon. Praying for you 🙏

Nurse at the hospital gave me fentanyl. Let me tell you, George Floyd was onto something.

@BaglesaurusRex @HarmlessYardDog Good Morning, Butterchunk!🩷 🤣… that's too funny.

@HarmlessYardDog Good Morning, Beagle! Butterchunk here says good morning too!

Good Morning Beag Maxxers!

@TheWildspeaker @HarmlessYardDog Beautiful!🩷

@HarmlessYardDog GM Mr.B I don't have Beags, but the morning comes anyway.

@MostlyPeaceful @DeptVetAffairs Hope you feel better soon! Sorry for your pain.

Spent the night at the ER getting the an abscess drained from my face. My biopsy from @DeptVetAffairs was severely infected.

Easy. He’s rewarded by his white overlords for it. There have always been Justins in our community. We call them “shuck n jive” negroes. The liberal white man loves this. He claps and giggles and says “Aren’t they so fun?! They’re so passionate! So expressive. Just like in the movies!” And then that white man gives Justin some money and a pat on the back and invitations to the cocktail parties where he is one of just a few black people. There, they will be endlessly entertained by his speech (they talk so funny and loudly!), his Afro (I just love his hair. Can I touch it?), his rage (there’s something scary but fun about a black man pretending to be angry), his clothes (so many bright sashes!), his complaints (I’m such a good person for inviting this poor black man here and listening to his pain), his shuck and his jive (black people are so expressive!). They can tell each other stories about their new black friend at the classier parties he doesn’t get invited to. They can use him as an anecdote in their classroom lectures and dinner parties in the Hamptons with Jimmy Kimmel. They can feel good about their diverse group of friends. They can close their mansion gates at night feeling they’ve done their part to help the poors. Justin is on it and he’s yelling loudly and don’t we just love it when he starts dancing and shouting like he’s in one of those very animated black churches? That’s what Justin gets out of this. That’s what changed. He found approval. It’s all he’s ever wanted.

@TrashDiscourse @1Nicdar This is the way!!!!

There are two lessons that every man needs to live by. 1. Whatever an elderly woman (or man) asks you to help them with, you do it. They don't want to ask you, it took a lot. 2. A child hands you a toy cell phone, or a cup of imaginary tea. You answer that phone or you drink that tea. Society will forever be better for it

Not all heroes wear capes.

@buitengebieden Ooohhh. What fun!! 🩷

So excited.. 😂

@ASo1omons That’s much boy!! Zoomies are real!!💜

Apparently clipping Waylon's nails is a sure fire way to get him to do laps around the living room at the speed of Mach Fuck..

@wings_pirate @JamesHu27192912 @burgcats They’re like hummingbirds, they just make your life better!!

@JamesHu27192912 @burgcats Nothing better than seeing lightning bugs. Even as an adult, I love them.

Lightning bugs are one of those little things that instantly feel like summer in North Carolina. The moment they start glowing across mountain hollers, quiet backroads, and open fields, you know the season has fully arrived. For so many North Carolinians, they’re tied to childhood memories — running barefoot through the grass at dusk, catching fireflies in jars for a few minutes before letting them go, and staying outside while the cicadas and tree frogs filled the evening air. There’s something especially peaceful about seeing them flicker beneath the Blue Ridge skies, around old farmhouses, and through the rolling countryside as the sun disappears behind the mountains. It’s the kind of simple beauty that generations of people across North Carolina have grown up with — warm evenings, porch lights glowing in the distance, and fields quietly lighting up one tiny spark at a time.