SitoEmmy

@stylishduchess I just work till I get tired and I look for my bed to sleep I don't even notice I'm single..

Single people how una dey cure konji that refuse to leave una for neck

@muheediva01 Real.

i love how you get on twitter and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s post.

@Baby_Beedee Please don't go near the kitchen again

I tried frying plantain today. 😔😔 Stay with me please 🙏

@AndyjnrUmaru Pick up the meat and fish.

Ok, so what's your next Move?

@stylishduchess Yes they will, your man money tastes different.

If money isn't the problem anymore, would you still get married??

I prefer to be perfectly healthy.

@BukolaOfGod__ I'm not going to lie, it's d@mn hard.

Those of you that blamed your parents for being poor while growing up. Have you now seen how easy it is to become Elon musk??🌚

@_phocus1 Loyal to my club so kante is starting

In their prime, who starts for your team?

@Bukolababii Before wetin you wan come do I dey sell p@d ?

“I’m on my period, can I come over?” Nigerian men: Nooo stay at home😂😂

@bgthaplag I do anything my mind tells me to do, watch movies, talk to people on X, I just do anything at all.

People who don't drink or smoke, what do you do when you are at your lowest?

@princess_ehmy That brown sneakers is perfect.

Sneakers with ultimate steeze Brown or Black?

@Wizarab10 @ibrahimnupe At what point do you understand why people have none ?

When you have no car, you understand why people get one. When you have one, you understand why people get two.

@mariolexxx How do you know this ?

Rich parents no Dey pressure their children to build house, na only poor parents 😒

@ceraliza @lolntoday Haha 😂 actually it counts now, especially now most GenZ don't have the basic life skills.

Y’all call basic life skills wife material. I told this guy I was cooking and he said “oh you a wife”. Dude I’m just fvcking hungry.

@ChuksEricE You never break your phone yet, the breakfast no touch am well..

Lady shares video of her friend having a mental cråsh after her boyfriend “served her breakfast.”🤦🙆

@GTgiftie The husband was acting strange because of ? Still not enough reason not to trust her sister

A lady had been living with her sister and her sister’s husband for three years. One day, her boyfriend proposed meeting her parents. She told her sister about it and asked her not to tell her husband yet. She said she would tell him later and her sister agreed. After that, she traveled to her village for the meeting. Three days after she came back, she noticed her brother-in-law was acting strange. He no longer greeted her or spoke to her like before. It felt like there was tension between them. It was really confusing and she asked her sister if she had done anything wrong. That was when her sister admitted that she had already told her husband everything the same day she traveled. The lady was very hurt because her sister had promised not to tell anyone. She later begged her brother-in-law to understand, but the relationship between her and her sister was already broken. After she eventually got married, she still couldn’t trust her sister again. Over time, they became like strangers. How would you feel if you were in the lady’s position?

@it_Rutie Make AI come fly Aeroplane make I see.

Soldiers and Surgeons sleeping peacefully knowing AI can never replace them.

@_phocus1 Probably be the same age outside football age.

Why do footballers love getting married to older women?

@thehyce @Iwustumeh This one you mentioned 5 years, is like yours is just 5 years old 10 years plus dey here oo.

Who can honestly say they've had the same phone number for the last five years??

@drharveee This was a banger that year.

Look between Z and P on your keyboard 🌚👀