Sizwe Mkhize

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@Nkoskhodola_23 Barely beat West Ham and Burnley but believe you can beat PSG

PSG 1-2 Arsenal My prediction for Champions league final. 😎

General Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi congratulated after receiving the National Press Club’s 2025 Newsmaker of the Year award.

@Footballera0 Undefeated in the EPL 🤣🤣🤣

If Arsenal beat PSG in the UCL final tomorrow, they’ll become the first club ever to win both the Premier League and the UCL undefeated. Mikel Arteta and the players have to lock in. It’s time to write history.

@cagiago_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Our first UCL tomorrow will genuinely mean more than United’s 3 trophies, we earned it and not through corruption

@TommyIzo7 What drugs are you on

Let’s be completely honest. If Arsenal win the Champions League tomorrow, they instantly become a bigger, more historically relevant football club than Chelsea and Manchester City combined. A double of the Premier League and UCL eclipses an entire decade of oil-money trophies. Agree or disagree?

General Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi says his July 6, 2025 media briefing was an act of duty, not for attention or popularity, and was necessary to speak out against corruption and rising criminality in South Africa.

@cagiago_ Same arsenal that barely beat West Ham and Burnley 🤣🤣🤣

We’re easily winning the UCL later on, I’ve never been this relaxed before. We will blitz those farmer league merchants with ease. This is bloody Arsenal man.

#2025NewsmakerOfTheYear: Leiutenant General Nhlanhla Sibusiso Mkhwanazi

@Dzivhani_14 What did you expect the other team to do

I absolutely cannot stand teams that plays a low block football man😭😭😭Like damn, Bafana Bafana can't even get a chance to get close. These Nicaragua boys have parked the bus like nobody's business. #BafanaBafana #BafanaPride #BafanaKaofela

@asherrkiinee 3-1 PSG

$4000 to 3 people who predicts correct score. ends in 20hrs

We going to day 8 searching for my missing sister guys it's hard 😭😣💔

🚨Lyle Foster Missed Penalty, things we love to see as Chiefs fans. 📹By @SABC_Sport

@JVLekama Unfortunately this is football. His performances have never been good enough. Yet he is the main striker in the national team. Says a lot more about Broos than jim

No player deserves to be booed by his own country

0-0 against people that are traveling outside their country for their first time. We have a lot to do before the World Cup. So much work.

A draw against a country we invented for a friendly is a bad look for us 😭

KFC smells more good when you're broke 🥹

[BREAKING NEWS] Woolworths confirms explosion devices detonated at Menlyn Park, Pretoria, and Preller Square, Bloemfontein. #Newzroom405

@BadmanVizzy Tomorrow

As a man, if you aren't watching the Champions League final today, I'll just assume you're gay.

@superjourno Funny how he starts Goss 🤣

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