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@Rightanglenews Hershey said 'Consumer testing shows people prefer our oil blend over milk chocolate'

BREAKING - Months after the grandson of the creator of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup came forward claiming Hershey is cutting corners and using cheap oils, consumers are now reporting major quality issues, including a viral video showing a Hershey chocolate bar bending like rubber.

@AChillGhost youtu.be/6UqcDbSHc-k?si…

What’s a good map game for someone just getting into destroying their life with map games

@AlTheBoss03 Schmitty

Name a player — not named Derek Jeter or Cal Ripken Jr. — that you respect the most for staying loyal to one team for their entire career. In an era of constant movement, those guys are rare. Who’s your pick? 👇⚾ Bonus points if you watched them their whole career.

@55SweetThing @JohnCleese Mr Bean putting the B in Based

Rowan Atkinson on Leftism👇

@SocraticScribe ∬_{S_final} (curl F) · dS = ∫_{∂S_final} F · dr (Stokes)

Two rings can form a square,if you’re willing to look beyond the assumptions you started with. Expand your mental flexibility and entirely new perspectives begin to appear.

@GetMyGuitars The licc

What riff do you play every time you pick up a guitar?

What SONG had GREAT use of a SAXOPHONE???

@billybrizzle420 What kind of music do you listen to? What do you hear and think 'I want to learn that!' ?

If I was gonna buy a musical instrument what would be the easiest to learn that isn’t like, a guitar or a uke

@World0fEcho Lakecia Benjamin yeah I said it

One of my more specific frustrations with music twitter is people thinking that overrated = bad. There are tons of overrated artists and albums, lots of them are great, they just happen to be wildly overrated.

@Reecebrah Hobby Lobby is my fav

Real bravery is where ur willing to take a sh*t The lowest T men can only poop at home Autists and social anxiety types Average mfs may be willing to drop one in a nice hotel lobby or upscale grocery store But the bravest of men The conquerors Will sh*t at the gas station

@ObviousRises Frank Zappa warned us about the brick wall...

Never before has a generation been more screwed over than those born in the 90s-2000s.

@Viral_Headlines Iran isnt trending anymore, not in the top 25 at all.

BREAKING: Social media users have NOTICED a "stall" of "real" Iran war-related videos on their X feeds.

@RAVENSCOON Nicely done! I'll buy you a corn dog or whatever they sell at shows nowadays

7 Years Sober Today Today marks 7 years entirely sober from drugs and alcohol. There are not enough words to aptly describe my life’s transformation since then… it honestly feels like I’m living a completely new separate life. I quit my job at CBS, I moved from San Francisco back to Atlanta, I’ve made so many new friends, I’m headlining RED ROCKs, I got married to my best friend… there has been a lot of good. Being a full time sober musician isn’t easy though. When I’m touring I’m constantly around drugs + alcohol, touring is lonely, and there is always endless temptation. Luckily the hardest part of my sobriety journey is over and I just have to maintain, rather than battle active addiction. I’ve been really comfortable being around both drugs and alcohol and don’t mind most of the time. I am a supporter of people using safely, which is why I promote harm reduction rather than preaching about abstinence. If I could partake I would, I just have zero off switch. However, I do have an unfortunate update to share. When I decided to quit all drugs and alcohol I included smoking cigarettes in that decision. I have been nicotine free for 7 years, however recently I succumbed to temptation and picked nicotine back up for a short period of time. While it only lasted a few weeks, it was a stark reminder that I am still VERY much an addict and that even one slip can slide back into severe addiction very quickly. While I’ve never slipped up (and honestly have no desire to) with drugs and alcohol, I have missed nicotine. I’ve been extremely stressed about Red Rocks and everything that comes with that and it just happened to be around at the wrong time. Not only did it NOT help my anxiety, it made it worse, and I very quickly remembered why I cut it out - being in an endless cycle where you need something or you feel bad isn’t where I ever want to be. I’ve cut it out again. But it scared me. It scares me how even after almost a decade you can relapse. But it’s also made me put up my guard again - I don’t want to have to start back at zero. Ever Something that’s been difficult for me, and that I’ve been working through in therapy - is that being sober can feel lonely. I’m an addict - I crave dopamine. I have bipolar II, ADHD, and PTSD. None of those things make it easy. I feel empty inside a lot, even with everything seemingly going so good. I can’t blunt life’s sharp edges with drinking or drugs. I pretty much have food, exercise, and sex left, and even those come with their own problems. They don’t really tell you once you level off and are really really sober, and your mental health is solid… that sometimes you’re like… “FUCK” “Is this it?” Am I just going to feel alright forever? It’s weird and difficult and lonely and mind numbing and it’s been really hard for me to accept that there is an empty pit inside my soul that will never be filled or satiated EVER no matter what I do. So yeah. I’m still sober! I haven’t done drugs or alcohol. For 7 fucking years. Holy shit. But I did fuck up and have nicotine recently, to immediate regret. A good reminder that even though I’m in recovery, I will always be and always am an addict. I hope that I can inspire anyone struggling. You can do this. I believe in you. It’s not worth the risk or being a slave to a chemical that always wants more more more more more more moreeeeee  Thanks to all of you for supporting me, for caring, and for showing up. My music / touring / throwing shows genuinely keeps me going despite everything. Not sure what I would do without y’all Love you lots

@__bubb1e__ Getting a Nyan Cat vibe

@bluezharp The energy is high and crowd-pleasing, but it comes off as if the next frame is gonna cut to a voiceover: "Master these moves in my 12-week online blues course—sign up now and get bonus pentatonic patterns!"

Deborah Coleman🎸🎶#bluesjam

@JIMMYEDGAR Other people possess genuine, independent souls, intellects, and free wills — they are not mere "rendered" projections or mirrors for one's own growth. Not a fan of solipsism...

@historyinmemes Selective wonderment... "Flaggelar motor? Pffft! Look at this, it's cross shaped!"

The molecule that binds every human being together has a cross-like shape.

@matthackster @zyniac6969 Ahhh we call that the E-Ride

@zyniac6969 What you're saying is a bottle of liquor this size. Pick your favorite brand of your preferred spirit and you're good to go. Pros can kill this in two mouthfuls then you're free to enjoy your evening's interests....

I think the perfect weeknight consumption is three 16oz beers. Gets you right to the point where Creed sounds like the best band of all time but no morning consequences.

@yeseniaa @nickimoraa When you start, pull out a notepaf and log what you are doing to the minute. You'll find you dont want to log slacking.

@nickimoraa I’ll take a “before” picture before cleaning so I can see what’s out of place and it makes the “after” more satisfying Set a timer and clean as much as I can in 15 minutes Constantly repeat “don’t put it down, put it away” to myself

Can somebody with ADHD who keeps their home clean, please explain to me: how.

@DongyJammin I went to a mirror image/chiral world on the other side of the universe. Everything was the same, but it wasnt the same.

reading about salvia and people saying they tripped for 30 minutes but it felt like they spent 20 years living as a ceiling fan and i desperately need someone to tell me that they're making that shit up