Alex Kelly

@KingJames is the greatest basketball player in history. Klay, Steph, Dray, and KD make the best team in history. Cool 4 years. Glad Cleveland is a part of that history. Always be grateful that we fucking got one! Thanks Bron!

@IanGrimm1 It was my best tweet this year.

Andrew Lloyd Webber really nailed this intro. #NBAAllStarGame

@elonmusk What were you saying about not living in base reality then?

@FCC Fuck you

Replace @KyrieIrving with Ty Lue. @Shaq as head coach. @icecube as GM. Wrap Dan Gilbert in cellophane. Now we got a stew goin'.

Here is thing.

@f_francavilla If you want to include leading 0s: 2 + 017 = 19 = 1 + 9 = 10 = 1 + 0 = 1

Hey, what color are mirrors?...like the material. What color is that? White? Silver? Pretty cool.

Ah Shit.

Fireplaces are the most "punk" thing I can think of.

The Weight Watchers commercial where Oprah is losing her shit about BREAD is funnier than Caddyshack.

Did the "T" stand for Tutuola this whole time?

Fwied Bwains.

@okpants @BlazerRamon @oliverbarrett thanks Rmn

How do you wash a hat? I'm leaning towards shampoo since it's a head thing. But it's also clothes. Gonna tweet instead of google, for humor.

Why is Drake? #AllStarWeekend

Sharing this is a brag. Reading the comments to myself is the humbling part. Look at me! I am not good! twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…