Skimp Dimpy

Last night, President Donald J. Trump didn’t deliver a speech. He unleashed a goddamn manifesto of American supremacy, raw, unfiltered, and surgically lethal, straight into the teeth of the mullahs’ collapsing empire. One month into Operation Epic Fury and the results are biblical: over 9,000 targets vaporized, Iran’s ballistic missile and drone arsenal gutted by ninety percent, its navy rusting on the floor of the Gulf, its air defenses turned to scrap, its top command structure decapitated and its defense industry wheezing on life support. This wasn’t some proportionate slap on the wrist for the weak-kneed globalist set. This was kinetic dominance executed with the precision of a scalpel and the ferocity of a sledgehammer. Trump looked the camera dead in the eye and called it what it is: Iran has been essentially decimated. He reminded every regime thug, every proxy parasite, and every hand-wringing diplomat from Brussels to Beijing that the United States does not negotiate with fanatics who hide their war machine under mountains and export terror like it’s their national product. We bury it. We salt the fucking earth. And then we tell them the Stone Age is too generous a destination. These theocrats only understand one dialect: overwhelming, soul-crushing, irreversible force. Anything less and they smell weakness like sharks smell blood in the water. Trump stripped them naked in front of the world, exposed their hollow bravado, their proxy armies bleeding out, their nuclear dreams reduced to glowing rubble. The Strait of Hormuz, that jugular of global energy, is already beginning to unclench. Oil markets are stabilizing. Adversaries from Tehran to Tehran’s paymasters in Moscow and Beijing are recalibrating their entire calculus: America is no longer managed by the apologetic, the hesitant, the narrative-obsessed. America is back, armed, and utterly done with half-measures. Geopolitically, this is the reset the world needed. No more funding Hamas butchers, Hezbollah rockets, or Houthi pirates while the West clutched pearls about “de-escalation.” No more racing toward nuclear breakout under the cover of “civilian” enrichment. The IRGC’s mailed fist has been shattered, their medieval theocracy reminded that civilized nations do not tolerate medieval death cults playing with 20 percent of the planet’s oil supply like it’s their personal playground. Mr. President, you didn’t just speak last night. You reminded every patriot and every enemy exactly who we are: a nation that finishes what it starts, that pairs world-class intelligence, stealth, and firepower with the unapologetic will to use them. The job isn’t over, but under your command it will be finished. Completely. On American terms. With American dominance. No retreat. No mercy. No fucking ceasefire until unconditional surrender. 💀🪖🦅

Alright, the overall message from Trump is that our objectives are accomplished, Iran’s capabilities are decimated, and we are in the final phase. Iran can choose to make a deal quickly, or we will destroy their infrastructure, but Trump is on the way out. Trump called on the nations of the region who use the Strait of Hormuz for oil, to send ships to secure the Strait moving forward, because we are leaving and we don’t use it. There were many indirect jabs at NATO, and a lot of praise for our Middle East allies, to which Trump named Israel, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, Kuwait, and Bahrain. However, the biggest message Trump sent, was the comparison of this conflict to the forever wars of the past that lasted years, if not decades, compared to the 32 days of this operation. The overall tone and signal of the address felt like an unofficial end to the operation. Trump said that this will be resolved shortly, the markets will start to recover, and oil prices will go down. Trump is signaling that he is about to withdraw, it’s just a matter of doing so in a controlled and methodical manner.

Got a letter from the HOA yesterday Actual letter In an envelope With a stamp In 2026 The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day The fine is $50 I checked my Ring camera The truck came at 7:03am I brought the can in at 7:14am 11 minutes $50 That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility My therapist charges $250 an hour That's $4.17 per minute My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy I looked at the letter again It was signed by the HOA president Her name is Karen Of course it is I know this woman She lives four houses down She still has Christmas lights up It's March I know because I drive past them twice a day And because that's what I do I checked the HOA bylaws All 47 pages Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday Her lights have been up for 97 days I went to the HOA meeting Tuesday night 7pm In a church basement Folding chairs Fruit platter that nobody touched Seven people showed up Four of them were on the board The other three were there to complain I was there to read My wife came with me She didn't want to But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news" I brought my legal pad Karen called the meeting to order She talked about community standards She talked about property values She talked about the importance of curb appeal From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March I raised my hand She said "we'll take questions at the end" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order." She looked at me I opened my legal pad I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months." The room was quiet One of the other three complainers said "he's right" The board members looked at each other Karen said "that's a separate issue" I said "it's the same bylaws" She said "we'll review it" I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights." My wife looked at the ceiling Some things never change Karen said "I think we should move on" I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do." Nobody laughed I wasn't joking I paid the $50 Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone So I filed a formal complaint about the lights With photos Timestamped Funny how surveillance works both ways The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period I'll let her do the math Or I'll do it for her Because that's what I do Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

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Canola oil timeline: 1940s (WWII): rapeseed oil refined and used as a ship & engine lubricant 1950s: demand collapses post WW2. Rapeseed oil is worthless. 1970s: canadians bred rapeseed into lower acid version, turned into food and rebranded as Canola = “CANadian Oil, Low Acid.” 1980s: heavily marketed as a “heart healthy” cooking oil after the cholesterol scams Today: In basically every single food we eat From garbage to engine lubricant to food staple in just 80 years

@Ghostbear85 @aaliyahvtuber_ Tie their hands behind their backs, skewer them through non vitals and then let them either bleed out slowly or be feast upon by Carrion

@Skimp_Dimpy @aaliyahvtuber_ Agreed

Correct me if I’m wrong but a 40 year old man has no business dating 19-24 year old girl.

@Lulu_Lasso We’re going on Murray

I’m pregnant with your child

@HazelAppleyard Cook Pork and serve alcohol

Hahahaha no. Absolutely not. Hold the line.

Glycaemic index: blood glucose response: Cornflakes: 81 Baked potato: 85 White bread: 73 White rice: 68 Oat porridge: 55-79 Table sugar: 65 Beef: 0 Butter: 0 Eggs: 0 Cheese: 0 Chronically elevated blood glucose: damages endothelial cells, oxidises LDL, drives insulin resistance, promotes visceral fat. The guidelines said: reduce saturated fat (GI: 0). Replace with complex carbohydrates. We swapped zero for sixty and called it healthier. The pancreas filed a complaint. The department didn't open it.

@SamaHoole "The pancreas filed a complaint. The department didn't open it." This is a master wordsmith.

Give them a name

There are all kinds of levels of irony to this. 1. Trump and his allies **did** hack into their voting machines in 2016. It's how Trump and the people who asked him to run beat the Transnational Crime Syndicate's **baked-in** cheat for Hillary. The numbers were carefully rigged in a 'modern sophisticated electronic elections system' to spit out the pre-determined #'s that would make Hillary Clinton the nation's 45th President. They had absolute control over their own machines and they counted the votes. There was no possible way Trump could have won. You understand this now, right? Given what you've learned about how our elections are ACTUALLY run. Not the THEORY, the actual practices? THERE WAS NO WAY THEIR MACHINES WERE GONNA SAY DONALD TRUMP WON THAT ELECTION. And then a miracle happened on that night in November 2016. As the TCS watched in bewilderment, their VERY EXPENSIVE cheat machines...spat out....the WRONG NUMBERS. The numbers that came out that night were **not** the numbers they'd pre-ordained. They were mystified. They were flummoxed. They wandered around in a daze. How in Satan's name could this have possibly happened? And then they went to work furiously alleging the election had been STOLEN from Hillary and from them and they worked night and day to prevent the election results from being certified. And they failed and Trump was inaugurated. 2. So in 2020? They'd had FOUR YEARS to prepare just in case...ANOTHER MIRACLE HAPPENED...and THEIR MACHINES once again, refused to spit back the **baked in numbers** for Joe Biden. They had a 'Plan B' ready that time, see? So when it became obvious that SOMETHING VERY STRANGE WAS HAPPENING AGAIN, and their machines were putting out the WRONG NUMBERS by 10 pm that night, and they realized that DONALD TRUMP WAS GOING TO WIN HANDILY if they DIDN'T DO SOMETHING DRASTIC AND DRAMATIC... ...they PULLED THE PLUG ON THEIR OWN MACHINES and they went with the Plan B they'd prepared: They STOPPED THE COUNTING in 5 battleground states simultaneously and then engaged in three straight days of good old fashioned BALLOT DUMPING at the counting centers. Yes, they were LITERALLY forced to resort to that when, once again, THEIR OWN MACHINES FAILED THEM. And then after they'd dragged Dementia Joe's bony ass over the finish line in the Electoral College by a combined 43,000 votes across those 5 battlegrounds, [because hey...81 million votes just wasn't enough, don't cha' know!?] they furiously launched a new talking point: SAFEST AND SECUREST ELECTION IN AMERICAN HISTORY! And they spent 4 years as the War on American Election Corruption launched in response to their fraud **beating us all over the head** with that talking point. While the American public slowly came to realize that election laws are not being followed in many of these urban counties, and corrupt local officials have been essentially running the local, state and federal elections in any slick-ass Persian Bazaar manner that they liked, and then trying to con people after the fact if any one showed up to check their work. 3. So what about 2024? Well...2024... The Great Awakening f**ked all these corrupt people. The country woke up at an alarming rate between November of 2020 and November of 2024. They **knew** as the public woke up they couldn't pull off another 2020 for Biden or Kamala. Therefore, the strategy they began pursuing in 2021 as Donald Trump made it obvious he was going to run again was to KEEP HIM OFF THE BALLOT, SEND HIM TO PRISON OR KILL HIM. And believe you me, they spent all four of those years desperately trying to make that strategy work. Without Donald Trump in the race in November 2024, they would maintain control. Well we all know how that worked out. The harder they tried to throw him in jail, bankrupt him, turn him into a national outcast, or even kill him...the more it backfired on them. They literally ended up swapping out a demented old guy for cackling drunken ditz, **without a vote**, and they KNEW they'd NEVER get the country to buy it even IF they could pull off another 'Plan B' in 2024. Which they couldn't. So here we are. Trump is back. He's spent the last 14 months kicking the living shit out of the TCS's entire system, severing their control of the United States Executive Branch and it's military, while he's been cutting off their revenue streams one by one by one. On top of that, he's removed all 40 million plus fake/illegal Social Security #'s from the SSA database. 15+ years of inserting those numbers to use many of them to register fake voters - gone. The NGO's they used to use to fill out and return fake/illegal mail-in ballots aren't getting paid from OUR tax dollars to do that any longer. Which means the oligarchs are having to pony up their own money, if they're going to try this again. And now the SAVE Act and the EO Trump just signed tilts the field even more in America's favor and against them. They NEED the shit-ton of mail-ins to make the fraud work, to make it look PLAUSIBLE. If you cant' do mass mail-in voting, you can't win. So what is Nancy Pelosi doing these days? SHE'S PREPARING A BASE THAT HAS BEEN ASSURED THAT MASSIVE DEMOCRAT COMEBACK IS JUST OVER THE HORIZON AND IS SOON TO ARRIVE for the past year that...oh no! Trump might cheat **again!** It's hysterically funny when you think about it. They all rigged the election for decades, turning us into a controlled, captured nation for the Transnational Crime Syndicate of Big Club Oligarch Family Pirates, looting and exploiting and robbing the f**k out of us... ...and then somebody showed up and turned the tables on them, beat their own cheat, exposed everything they've been doing to us, and now that same golden-haired son of a bitch is going FIX THE ELECTIONS SO THEY CAN'T RIG THEM ANY MORE... ...and they only talking point they can come up with ahead of these midterms is this: Going back to loudly whining that Trump is going to hack in and control THEIR machines and deliver a red wave. Like he did in 2016. And I've been telling everyone for awhile: they're STILL not sure how Trump did it. How did he beat their cheat with THEIR OWN MACHINES? But he did do it. And here's the amazing thing: Whatever clever trick or method Trump and the people behind him used in 2016 to beat that baked-in machine cheat for Hillary so he could get his foot in the door and start The New American Golden Age, he's about to make sure it never has to be done again. America is going to have real, honest, constitutional elections going forward. And that's a beautiful thing...

Wait until @AGPamBondi and @HarmeetKDhillon drop the bomb on the cheaters: If you HAVEN'T given your voter rolls to the DOJ Civ. Rights Div. for verification yet, your STATE is not ELIGIBLE to have mail-in ballots counted in the next FEDERAL elections. Mail-in ballots for the 2026 midterms - what few there are going to be - WILL have a bar code that makes them trackable. Your 'election' NGOs are now shit-out-of-luck. Mail-in ballots are ONLY gonna count towards federal elections for President, Senator or House Rep in DC only IF that mail-in ballot was sent to a verified voter at at a verified address. Your 'election' NGOs like the ones Stacy Abrams got $2 billion for can sit out there in the ether frantically submitting requests that thousands of mail-in ballots get sent to vacant lots or an abandoned building until the cows come home. NO VERIFIED VOTER FROM THE VOTER ROLLS? NO VERIFIED ADDRESS? THEN **NO**, YOU CAN'T F**KING HAVE A MAIL-IN BALLOT WITH A BAR CODE SENT TO YOU. Losers! If you **pay attention** to the moves Trump is making, as he LITERALLY forces the GOP UniParty in our Congress to CONTINUE EXPOSING WHO IT REALLY WORKS FOR, you can SEE what's coming. CHECKMATE.

You don't get another George Floyd, you don't get another COVID, you don't get another Crossfire Hurricane, you don't get another BLM, and you don't get another 2020 election. The reason for the chaos is that we're getting very close to the truth, and the truth is that the Democrat Party is the biggest criminal organization in the world.

I had Grok break down Trump’s EO, and there were some interesting points: 1) This EO includes the involvement of DHS creating state citizenship lists for every state. DHS’s role in election security is expanding. 2) Mail-in ballots are being reformed, with “unique intelligent mail barcodes”, and these ballots can only be mailed to citizens on the state citizenship lists created by DHS and SSA. 3) The order also directs the AG to prioritize investigations and prosecutions of election-related crimes, particularly related to distributing/collecting illegal ballots to/from non-citizens. In conclusion, Trump is using DHS to secure elections via managing the voter rolls and preventing mail-in ballot fraud, while the DOJ has been instructed to prosecute any attempts to cheat. This is what the Dems have been worried about the entire time. This is why they have been refusing to fund DHS and throwing a fit about ICE. It was always about election security.

Thoughts?

President Trump just signed an Executive Order to provide for election integrity. -The order cracks down hard on voter fraud and election vulnerabilities. -It mandates strict proof of citizenship and voter ID requirements. -Mail-in and absentee ballot rules are being significantly tightened. -Federal agencies are now ordered to aggressively root out any cheating. -This is a huge step to restore full confidence in America’s elections.

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