Skipp Scoggins

@priyaee @NICKIMINAJ lol you morons will literally believe anything you see.

I didn’t watch the demon awards, but @NICKIMINAJ is iconic for this

@ronsterd89 Buy your own groceries you lazy fuck.

Am I wrong for giving my delivery driver a bad rating over her outfit? 🤔 Picture this: You order dinner, pay the fees, leave a tip, and wait for your food to arrive. You go out to meet the driver, and she pulls up looking like she literally just rolled out of bed. Tonight, my delivery driver stepped out of her car wearing full pajama pants, a hair bonnet, and slippers. She was carrying bags from multiple places and a drink, casually shuffling across the wet asphalt in her slippers like this was just a quick trip to her own mailbox. Listen, I am not saying you need to show up in business casual to deliver food. But if you are clocking in to work, handling people's meals, and meeting customers face-to-face at their homes, shouldn't there be a bare minimum standard of presentation? I ended up leaving a low rating because, honestly, what am I rewarding here? The slippers on the wet pavement? The fact that she got dressed half-asleep five minutes before picking up my food? If looking halfway presentable is too much to ask, maybe this isn't the right gig. Am I being too harsh, or has the standard for delivery drivers completely disappeared?

@EgbukaEmeka Holy shit. This is not only a really stupid take but extremely disrespectful.

@djboise2004 @honeymoon250 So you don’t believe in the constitution? Great American patriots.

@honeymoon250 That's better

So disrespectful!! What do you say to her ?

@4thOfJuly365 Yall really believe any bullshit lie they tell you when you have a world of factual information at your disposal. Make it a little harder for them at least.

Homeschool.

@lowcortisol Says the dude with another man’s face as his profile photo.

Yeah this girl is so mid dude

@PaulaYScanlan Why does it bother you? People wear mask for many reasons and illnesses. Them not wanting to spread their germs concerns you? Fucking idiot.

the number of people I still see wearing face masks in the year 2026 is genuinely concerning

@xomoc @dcc31117 Yall that soft were a cap offends you? Fucking weirdos.

@dcc31117 No hats, respect the other patrons.

@FreedomAlways9 @Jameshenry1970 @GuntherEagleman Have you heard how your lord and savior speaks?

@Jameshenry1970 @GuntherEagleman Who would hire a lawyer who talks like this: "honey we out here in these hot ass streets and we got governor hot wheels and shit"

The dance to Waffle House.

@TheOnlyDSC How dare people like things an buy them with their own money. I thought you fucks loved capitalism.

Look at the size of the line for jobs in Memphis! Just kidding, this is just for new Nike sneakers.

@SoveyX It’s always the ones with Christian in their bios 🤣🤣

Turns out America doesn’t like ratchet, ignorant, unqualified people. Bye hoe.

@lavern_spicer I ask this because I really have no idea, who in the bloody hell are you and what have you ever achieved in life?

Dear Jasmine Crockett! What's this I hear about you losing your muthafuckin' Democrat Senate Primary, ho? Girl your muthafuckin ass aint dancing in the hallway now, huh? Not so mouthy now, are you? All that big talk, flappin' them gums like a $10 hooker at a Texas truck stop. They need to call you Jasmine Crickets cause thats who the fuck showed up to vote for your dumb ass. Let me break it down for you. You gave up your cushy House seat to run for Senate. You LOST—big time. And now you ain't got nothin' but regrets, empty pockets, and a unanswered call to THE VIEW looking for work. What, you gonna do now, go back to hawkin' hot sauce on TikTok? Did you really expect Texas to fall for your racist, hateful bullshit? Skank, people are fed up and tired of that nonsense. Your muthafuckin' ass got exactly what you deserve. A one-way ticket to Loserville, population: YOU. Pack your bags, boo—ain't no comeback tour for this mess! BYE BITCH!

@HawkEmDownChris Kevin Johnson.

Age yourself by naming an NBA point guard you grew up watching. I’ll start: Jason Kidd.

@theyscrewdmeg As a Suns fan I actually don’t hate this comp.

Devin Booker maybe????

@Comineyha11 @DuaneRankin Once Dillon is back he will.

@DuaneRankin Collin needs to go back to the bench. Too many wing guys not to start one of them

Suns starting 5 at Kings: Collin Gillespie Devin Booker Jalen Green Royce O'Neale Mark Williams #Suns

@JoshDaniel24490 @UnderdogNBA Nah. If you don’t play 65 you can’t be the most valuable especially if your team is still in first after you missing all that time.

@UnderdogNBA Rule requirement for awards need to be 70 games.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (injury management) listed out for Tuesday.

@eurofounder This is an absolute lie but congrats on your fake internet points.

@secretbettin @UnderdogNBA Honestly Cade probably has more. Jokic is one injury away from elimination.

@UnderdogNBA Jokic to be MVP big value

@catturd2 This would only be the burn you think it is if King was pro war.

😂 Stephen King literally dodged the draft in Vietnam by claiming a medical of high blood pressure and flat feet. 😂 look it up.

@GaryPetersonUSA lol it’s so damn hard to tell satire from real delusional Magas on this site. Well done.

We must trust the President, who is the first leader in history to pilot our nation with Christ himself as his steward. Americans are lining up for a first class ticket to safely deliver winning across the world.