Skippy “Precum” Knobwallace

@sherrodbrewski me too bro me too😹😹😹

Update: holy airball

@sherrodbrewski girl on the right looks familiar. you near clemson??

Who are these women who took a photo on my phone. Left my phone on the table…

@tbuckjenkins didn’t uber home till 4. hell of a night

Yes I made this walk home from the bar last night

@brewsmurdaugh they taste normal to me i like them cause they hit way harder esp 15 millys

@SkippyKnob Worst pouch I’ve ever tasted many better alternatives

Are velos really that much better than zyns

@SpecialEdmund pool tables brotha

@SkippyKnob Upstairs?

I’m looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt. Needs to be: - Smart - In a short skirt

@MNDegen69 @SpencerHiggles the whole self titled album has no skips

@SkippyKnob @SpencerHiggles Hell yeah. Ticking such a fun one to scream along with by yourself.

zach bryan top ten inspired by @MNDegen69 and @SpencerHiggles

how do yall tweet constantly i get like one idea a week if that

@SpecialEdmund @tbuckjenkins didn’t know there were other clemmy burners

🚨ATTENTION ALL CLEMSON BURNERS🚨 You are HEREBY REQUIRED to check-in with me or @tbuckjenkins in the comments below, or you will be detained, shackled, and deported to University of Second Choice. - Supreme Leader Edmund

i hate it here

true story cracked my first 10/10 and told her i was infatuated with her and she said “you should find someone who knows what that means” haven’t spoke to a women since

Feeling hateful

dentist is an absolute rocket. yall think she messes w students who make $14 an hour?

@makonattack hard to make that happen these days floyd

Perhaps I would like to try having sex with romantic intentions again sometime

@akshayyburner GPA went from a 2 to a 4 the semester i stopped weed good luck

Weed is government propaganda #thejourney

@NateDaHigger i’m 2-0 saying basically this. the shot’s not even that bad

I’m definitely blocked #comeback

not used to it going like this what do i do