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paying $18 for six mozzarella sticks has genuinely become one of modern life’s strangest accepted experiences

@unusual_whales australia collecting indians like every tech company rn

India has overtaken England to become Australia’s largest migrant group, per SCMP

Every ‘I’ll do it later’ is a silent agreement to make things harder for yourself.

@SahilBloom “performing for an audience that was never there” is actually such a brutal way to put it

Your entire life will change when you realize that nobody is thinking about you. I often wonder how many extraordinary people waste their entire lives fearing the judgement of people who were never even thinking about them in the first place. Fearing a spotlight that was never even on. Performing for an audience that was never even there. Because the truth is that you aren't afraid of failure. Not really. You're afraid of other people seeing you fail. You're afraid of what other people will think of you if you fail. But nobody is thinking about you. Everybody is too busy thinking about themselves. So, that thing you've always wanted to do? Go do it.

@vai1kai everyone lining up like attendance is being taken

Submit your @ here ASAP ⬇️

@unkonfined me reading this before opening my notifications

Good morning. Just a reminder you don't have to put up with anyone's crap today.

@MrBossMan90 some people chase followers. others build actual coReply 3:nnections. big difference

Give us your handle. Let’s build strong engagement, not just numbers.

@Ennyofken everyone dropping @ like it’s the first day of school 😭

Good afternoon! Drop your @ let’s follow you right away

@Ada3130 lowkey the hardest part isn’t meeting people, it’s finding the ones who actually stay consistent

Drop your names if you want new friends ✔️

My mom called me at 7:42am to tell me the neighbor’s cat died and then immediately asked if I was eating enough vegetables. I have never witnessed a smoother transition from death to dietary concerns in my entire life. She’s not dramatic, she’s just efficient.

@RElectricHeartR @TypeMayyy True. Imagine if this actually happens in the future

@SkittoB @TypeMayyy Don't give them ideas 🫠

I’m probably going to sound like an idiot but I’m genuinely surprised by the fact that Minecraft isn’t available for free

@ImAVeteran_ after tweet number 34 you’re no longer “using social media” you’re legally becoming part of the website

Realistically why is anyone tweeting 50 times a day

@jga41agher modern technology can generate AI videos but somehow still can’t save us from accidental social interaction

Listen, Apple. If I accidentally click a name on the call log and hang up within .5 seconds, it shouldn't show up on their phone as a missed call. We need the ability to bail on this mistake. How about a 2 second grace period or something? Idc just fix it please!

@kittykareninas writers have always used tools, editors, notebooks, search engines, thesauruses. the real question is where people personally draw the line

Was at the grocery store when a dad tried to explain to his toddler why he couldn’t have the giant inflatable dinosaur in the cart. The toddler looked him dead in the eyes and whispered, “You’re not even trying.” I had to pretend I was coughing so nobody would see me dying laughing in the cereal aisle.

@teachthemx3 7 days left in the semester and suddenly everyone discovers the concept of urgency

I have a senior on my roster who hasn’t attended my class a single day this semester. She showed up today for the first time. We have 7 days left before grades are finalized for seniors. My administrator just asked me to see what I can do to help her graduate. In case anyone here is a new follower, this is why I’m leaving public education.

@yuuiichive bro got ontologically removed from the course

There was a Guy in my class this semester who kept using the word ontologically wrong and one day my professor finally broke and said “Ontologically can be a tricky word to use so don’t feel like you have to” and then the guy stopped showing up for classes entirely

discovering the “free trial” needs my credit card first feels like a trust fall with a scammer

@TypeMayyy finding out minecraft still costs money somehow feels like learning oxygen has a subscription tier

@Tweetbylegendt everyone in the replies quietly hoping this is the mutual discovery arc before somebody blows up

Say hello and gain new organic followers.