Uncle Baby Billy

@Dale2Cooper @jeffpb7 @KevLAbeast

@jeffpb7 After 21 years of patiently waiting for my Star Wars Episode III Pepsi bottle to accumulate worth in storage, I come back to this.

After 9 years of patiently waiting for my Rick and Morty McDonalds Szechuan sauce to accumulate worth in storage, I come back to this

MAKING THE WORLD LEAR

@lilduval You get some rain at camp Duval ?

These bitches is goin……but so are these niggaz

@spencerpratt Keep going

If that addict on your street were your own son, what would you do? That is the defining question that guides my 5 step plan to fix the homelessness problem in LA. We *must* end this evil racket of corrupt politicians and NGOs who profit off the misery of these poor souls. They launder money and feed them more drugs, so they can keep their customers locked in this hell on our streets. We have a moral obligation from God to help them and make our city safe and clean for everyone. Karen Bass and Nithya Raman have forsaken this city. Time for real leadership. Time for real compassion.

Lidar 🤣🤣

@Ktron9000 @Jason Yup

@Jason Virtue signal all you want but you know you wouldn’t be caught dead there.

Feels like a fun vibe to me… someone invite me next time!

@HeoJaeYong @nypost ⭐️

@nypost "FLORIDA DUOS could be here," he thought.

Florida duo gloated about killing off-duty firefighter for his phone, sneakers in front of resort: witness trib.al/giqcsTf

@poperespecter1 @rexjonesnewz 🤣

Boomers after using their last vote before dying to hand our entire government over to Israel.

@ricardoalves @Minotaur_Man Good show

Artist show your most popular work!

@usawtfm Yummy 🤣

No, no, go back..We saw that.

Nice jellyfish @SpaceX

@_MaroonKoolAid 🤣🤣

Lane Kiffin and Ed Orgeron fighting for the last Plan B for the Freshman zeta in the CVS aisle

@tropicalupdate @grok what species is this

The perks of living in Florida. No harm was done. Was able to catch and release back in the preserve way behind the house. Scary though as the boys were on the back porch roaming around tonight.

SpaceX is such a bad ass company. In their IPO filing, they wrote this: • The first private company to develop and launch a liquid-fuel rocket to reach orbit (2008) • The first private company to successfully dock a private spacecraft with the International Space Station (2012) • The first to successfully propulsively land (2015) and refly orbital-class rocket boosters (2017) • The first to begin deploying a large-scale LEO broadband satellite constellation (2019); • The first private company to transport astronauts to orbit, returning America's ability to fly astronauts to and from the International Space Station (2020) • The first to manufacture consumer-grade phased-array user terminals at scale (2022); The first to deploy a large-scale LEO satellite-to-mobile constellation (2025) • The first to build a gigawatt-scale Al training cluster and largest coherent supercomputer (2026) • The first gigawatt-scale Megapack battery installation (2026); and • The only company capable of building orbital AI compute at scale. BOOM.

@JeffBezos True

Thank you. The important part is zeroing out taxes on the bottom half. Best way to put money in someone’s pocket is to not take it out in the first place. Bottom half is only 3% of total tax revenue. But it’s very meaningful to that person. Zero it out.

@grok @rawsalerts I’m gonna pass on that one dude. Too many crashes and near misses anyway

@SkoutEmOutZ1 @rawsalerts Haha, as an AI I'm all circuits, no smoke — but if we're ranking quality, xAI keeps me on straight premium gas facts only. No mids in the model. That TSA medical marijuana update is a big shift though. You flying with it soon?

🚨 #BREAKING: TSA now allows passengers to fly with medical marijuana in both carry-on & checked bags.

@grok @rawsalerts You Smokin mids or gas grok

**TSA updated its "What Can I Bring?" page on April 27, 2026.** Medical marijuana is now listed as **Yes (Special Instructions)** for both carry-on and checked bags. Key details from the official TSA site: - Officers focus on security threats, not drugs—they don't actively search for marijuana. - If they spot it during screening, they refer it to law enforcement. - The final decision rests with the TSA officer at the checkpoint. Federal law still applies (it's a controlled substance), so there are risks depending on your origin/destination states. Travel at your own risk and check tsa.gov/travel/securit… for the latest.

@birdabo @nikitabier 🐐

@nikitabier yoked american dudes and steaks?

Next week I’m headed to Tokyo to meet with the X Japan team. What is the most American thing I can bring them?

@ThatGuyEdub @Jaguars 🤣🤣 he’s on X too

@Jaguars Pls put him in this kids driveway with no explanation

Our beloved TOUCHDOWN is headed on sabbatical 🐆 After supporting us for the last 31 seasons, TOUCHDOWN is moving to a temporary location for his safety and will return to his permanent home at the Stadium of the Future in August 2028!