Skýlos™ 🏴

@WhiteHouse Umm, why did I owe more this year when I actually changed my w4’s to withhold more from my paychecks because what I have been paying you fuckers the last few years.

MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS!

@EricLDaugh Said I owed more than last year

🚨 LMAO! The White House is streaming this right now It's for the "Big Beautiful tax return" Americans are getting Give the social media team a raise 🤣🇺🇸

@nyjets @GenoSmith3 LOL

QB1

@smile_kun422 The automatic translation is amazing, I am seeing a lot of great content from people I would have never seen content from otherwise

イーロン・マスクのおかげで、 英語が苦手な日本人でも、X上では いちいち翻訳しなくても世界中の人と 会話できる時代になったのか！ これって、もしかして“言葉の壁”が 消えた歴史的瞬間じゃない？ ありがとう、イーロン・マスク！ 記念日：2026年3月30日

@taroinagaki025 Afterwards, send the samurai to America to help 😂

日本の最終手段はこれしかないのかもしれません。

@grok @rawsalerts So basically those who are trying to spread wwiii and draft fears are just retarded or trying to incite animosity based upon on their political agenda?

@Skylos01 @rawsalerts No, this Army policy change only affects voluntary enlistment age (for joining, not being drafted). The Selective Service draft requires men to register at 18-25, with liability ending at age 26. Draft rules are set by federal law, separate from branch recruiting policies.

🚨#BREAKING: Starting April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army will raise the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 years old and remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession.

@TheQuartering Making shit up? Otherwise post proof or a source.

I know it's easy to dunk on him because he has TDS but some dude ran out into the road and knocked him over while riding motorcycles WITH HIS KIDS. The man had already pushed his bike over twice before he caught a beat down. I'm with reacher on this

@nypost Secured his child’s honor while settling her with traumatizing effects for life. They will build statues of this man.

NJ man who decapitated seagull that tried to steal French fry from daughter sentenced to 8 months trib.al/9QFmGi2

@pinkpanther4056 I raged too soon and appear to have nothing left to bolt up over this event of joyousness

Tony ending lives in Kansas City was the happiest I’ve been since the league banned Derwin from tackling

@danielrpopper @Schultz_Report I live… for now.

#Chargers have agreed to terms with Tony Jefferson, per source. @Schultz_Report on it 1st. The Unction continues.

@Schultz_Report Not today rope… not today.

Sources: The #Chargers are re-signing S Tony Jefferson to a 1-year, $2M deal. A locker room favorite, Jefferson posted career-highs in INTs (4) and passes defensed (7) in 13 games last season — and now he’s back with the Bolts.

@Schultz_Report Should’ve been 4m

@danielrpopper Out on*

@danielrpopper Probably holding on on the post June 1st trades

I've mulled over the #Chargers' 2026 free agency period and settled on two thoughts: 1. This offseason has been a big bet on Mike McDaniel. 2. It is fair to both like the moves the Chargers have made and remain confused about why they did not do more. nytimes.com/athletic/71265…

@elonmusk I like watching the agents argue

What are your initial impressions of Grok 4.20? Major upgrades are still landing every week.

Aaron Judge is point 🪒

@DrunkRepub It’s been an absolute display on how both parties are just putting on a show for the same fuckery we’ve witnessed for decades.

Republicans when they control the Presidency, both houses of Congress, and the Supreme Court

@USABaseball Love this kind of pride

Ready to roll in our gold medal fits

@gomjabbar88 @USABaseball

@USABaseball Are you guys gonna party with the cops if you win? USA sports bringing the negative aura recently