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Keith Avery

@Slabgorb

I do things with my brain like write software, create art, and crush vertebrae. @slabgorb basically everywhere

Washington, DC Katılım Nisan 2007
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Keith Avery
Keith Avery@Slabgorb·
if anyone is looking for me anywhere, my handle is always @slabgorb
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Keith Avery@Slabgorb·
@ByronTau Solid choice by The Hill, Takorean started as a food truck in Franklin Square and is really great, Korean tacos
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Byron Tau
Byron Tau@ByronTau·
Without further ado, here is Version 1 of Election night NEWSROOM DINNERS. As you can see, I've let a lot of my broadcast sources wither. If you are with ABC, NBC (DC) or Fox, I would like to know what you're eating. DMs are open. Further updates possible
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Keith Avery@Slabgorb·
@MWalkerKane well, Roald Dahl wrote it, so.... maybe? He was certainly pro-Palestine but also racist
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Mika Walker Kane
Mika Walker Kane@MWalkerKane·
Wonka strikes me as a Jill Stein voter, tbh.
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Mika Walker Kane@MWalkerKane·
The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts.
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disturbed13@disturbed13·
@PpollingNumbers Apparently 47% of the people didn't mind the skyrocketing inflation and soaring interest rates.
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Political Polls
Political Polls@PpollingNumbers·
#New Exit poll - Who do you Trust on economy 🔴 Trump 51% 🔵 Harris 47% NBC
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Keith Avery@Slabgorb·
@RepJackKimble well, I wanted to see the Egress, never seen one of those, then I had to get back in line lesson learned
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Rep. Jack Kimble
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·
If you have voted please take my exit poll.
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes·
This is the VP candidate some people are voting for today. Are you sure you want to give JD Vance the nuclear codes?
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Keith Avery
Keith Avery@Slabgorb·
@ElieNYC the GOP should change mascot to a squirrel so they never forget
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Elie Mystal
Elie Mystal@ElieNYC·
Twitter is 70% men and tech bros who bet heavily on Trump seem to be belatedly realizing Twitter is not representative of the American electorate. But, tell me more about the fucking squirrel, bros.
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Keith Avery@Slabgorb·
Republicans should change mascot from an elephant to a squirrel if they really want to never forget Peanut
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Keith Avery@Slabgorb·
Are we going to have a POTUS and a FGOTUS?
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Keith@mosheroperandi·
if you understand every word in this tweet, you may be owed compensation
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Keith Avery
Keith Avery@Slabgorb·
@TheJan6Plaque Actually it is because of all the laws Republicans put in to make it harder to count votes, a classic 'fuck up the government then point at it and say it is fucked up' move
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J6 Plaque@TheJan6Plaque·
MAGA so pissy about… all the votes being counted
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Kristen Mulrooney
Kristen Mulrooney@missmulrooney·
Gonna drink half a glass of wine tonight and tweet that I don't think they should give kids "I Voted" stickers because they didn't vote
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Tom Morello
Tom Morello@tmorello·
I’m encouraged to hear that every major corporation is now in favor of the workers seizing the means of production and an eradication of the prison industrial complex. Big news if true!
JasonSmith@JasonSm81378593

@tmorello Big fan of RATM as a kid in the 90s, but then I realized they have the same politics as every major corporation and I grew passed them

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Keith Avery
Keith Avery@Slabgorb·
@USA_Polling but we would lose the schadenfreude of some celebrity totally messing it up in front of a stadium of people
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Polling USA
Polling USA@USA_Polling·
I think it was a cruel joke to make a song the anthem that 99% of people are unable to sing because you can't hit the keys in a normal range
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Polling USA@USA_Polling·
My hot take is that Star Spangled banner shouldn't be the anthem when America the Beautiful or Battle Hymn are right there
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derek guy@dieworkwear·
How to dress for the civil war (aka how to style cool military items). 🧵
Mad Mom@cstx924

@dieworkwear What do we wear to a civil war?

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