Samuel L

Aghh fuck they got IPAs too

Haven’t been to a movie theatre since Interstellar and wtf man we got recliners now!?!?

My son had $40k saved up to buy his first house Found one he liked and placed an offer $10k over asking But he was outbid… by another $40k Poor kid was crushed The high bidder? Me So to cheer him up I told him I’ll rent it to him at market rate He and both our realtors stood and applauded my kindness

@snow_frog8 That’s @TOWNSANITY

The Goy beam cooked this nigga

Would you rather your girl die or leave you for a Savannah banana

Bet your fish headed wife doesn’t have melons like these

The greatest World Cup of all time is being hosted by YOUR United States of America 🇺🇸

Cape Verde gotta hold their heads high. They got a tough draw. They would’ve beat the shit out of a Bosnia or South Africa.

@PGATOUR @JDCLASSIC @Kevinodill

114-yard spin and in for eagle from Ryo Hisatsune @JDClassic 👏 📺 Golf Channel

I shit on AI a lot but this close up of the AI image trump posted of people at the 250th anniversary fair is HIGH ART.

This is why people built guillotines. GOP Rep. Troy Nehls, when asked about 60% of Americans struggling with affordability: "Affordability? What are you talking about?... I'm gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I'm gonna get me some nice rib eyes... Maybe the 60% of Americans don't work as hard as I do."

The USA winning against Bosnia and the refs 🇺🇸

Oh god you know it’s real when two countries who eat mush slop are talking shit about mush slop

MORE LYNYRD SKYNYRD 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@stoolpresidente Need some picks to fade today pal

This guy on South Africa who passed it right to him should hang up his cleats

This could be us

@CracraftFan My NFL team already got 5 Super Bowls, so we gonna ride with USMNT on this one

Americans, would you rather? Your NFL team wins the Super Bowl Or USA wins the World Cup

Can the US just host the World Cup every year

@PaigeSpiranac 69

What do you think you’d shoot out at Shinnecock in US Open course conditions?