Don Juan (Lord Byron’s Version)

I accidentally called the Mexican flag the “cinco de mayo flag” today

Oh and Chris Pratts character starts the movie with a concussion and a hangover and it magically goes away 30 minutes in when he goes super cop mode and becomes omniscient

Watched Mercy and it’s somehow so extremely pro cop, pro ai, pro mass surveillance, and anti woman it’s almost laughable

@summeroff @DerekPederson3 They are in fact not able to do that. It’s not the 1700s anymore

@DerekPederson3 they are free to go and create their own colony where they do not have to pay taxes to anybody.

“Young people should bear nearly all the costs of having a functioning society, pay the most in taxes, and get the least in benefits.” This is genuinely a widespread position across the political spectrum.

Just putting it out there that at my business it’s totally cool if you don’t wear a bra

@Sherylynn_R2 They look funky but are a very functional footwear

@SlavicAgent For good reason

Mf’r probably wears crocks too

@cookedairforce1 The only time I’ve seen where they’re in the wrong is when they’re riding down Embarcadero and weaving in between traffic, pedestrians, and bicyclists. Like that’s just asking for something bad to happen.

Im gonna be so fr rn, as someone who has used a car in the Bay Area since the pandemic, those ppl riding atvs and dirt bikes on city streets and on the bridge have never inconvenienced me even once.

@c0ck_l3snar I had a coworker once that had to be explained that noon meant 12pm

I have a coworker the same age as me that cannot spell at all and it's actually so baffling.

@__444444444__ Same, I think I’d have to trespass in the middle of the night to check

just remembered i did something like this at my childhood home i wonder if anyone’s found it

Going out in style!

I know it’s not crazy but I used to be 300lbs so I’m lightweight proud of this

I committed great sins in a past life and was cursed to be an American salaryman

@LVPXN Truly yin and yang

YouTube ads be like "I was struggling with my weight loss so I bought ozempic from this website" "DOMINOS MEDIUM PIZZA FOR £8.99"

imagine unmuting and replying "nothing on my end" from here

@JeauxDirtee @daximusprime719 @unusual_whales Did you do it recently in the past year or 10 years ago under totally different circumstances

@daximusprime719 @unusual_whales Literally did it myself. Go fuck yourself.

80% of unemployed Americans are struggling to find the motivation to continue their job search, per NYP.

@ginkosilverman I love the setting and what they did with the stands. Made them be a lot more creative with them

after finishing steel ball run, it might be taking it for my fave jojo part

3 day weekend so you know that cold pizza and beer hit my hands like a catholic school teacher

my emporio. you know what you must do . Kill that Priest

at work doing some bullshit