Rip

@Prak_Agrajag The baseball pitcher Marcus Stroman felt that way too. Pitching is extremely strenuous, and he threw right-handed, so he would simulate throwing the same number of pitches left-handed after every game he pitched. Probably some OCD in there too but it feels like a good idea.

Whenever I am doing exercises I feel like I am slowly making my all my imbalances worse

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

Girldadism is built on a foundation of cope stemming from a refusal to recognise that your daughter is a sexual object.

@cody__cubs First elite vendor since the “heyguysbudLIGHT” guy from almost a decade ago.

I LOVE hearing this fella on the TV or radio broadcast every night. Build the statue

@nomchompskii Every disappointment just makes it that much better when they finally win. t. Cubs fan

@Sleepiary this is my 10/10

I just need to be brave

@Prak_Agrajag I think I agree the president shouldn’t be the one broadcasting it, but I feel strongly that Americans should be exposed to this stuff regularly until uh circumstances improve.

that video trump posted was fucked up. shouldn't be posting gore type shit as the president.

@nomchompskii @RyanQualtrics @utahmammoth I still intensely dislike the singular name but this helps a lot.

@RyanQualtrics @utahmammoth @Sleepiary

Introducing the Zammoth - a fan mobile unlike any other. Hitting the ice tonight at the Delta Center. #TusksUp

"Right in the Easter basket." - Jim Deshaies #MLB

it's funny seeing the japanese being excited about all the redneck shit. redneck supremacy

Jurassic Park but the just-believable-enough technology is some sort of stem-cell therapy that essentially resets the patient’s age to early adulthood. Hypothesized by young scientist who’s an obsessive Jordan fan and wants him—alone—to fund R&D, share the patent, and be the first patient. It’ll cost billions but MJ’s got it and would rather die broke than miss another chance to pick up a basketball. It works and the plot’s pretty much Rocky 3 from there. Maybe a Rookie of the Year twist near the end when he starts rapidly aging with a three-game lead during the Finals and has to outwit his opponents and/or humble himself to rely on the young teammates he initially loathed but has grown to love more than his own thankless children. Trailer heavily features Mary J. Blige’s “Overjoyed” from the Jordan XV commercial. Box-office receipts and streaming numbers inconceivable.

MLB OPENING DAY TODAY

Millions will sleep better

@Howlingmutant0 @NickSwardson Le epic “eagles suck” maymay

@NickSwardson Probably Carlin and the Eagles and I’d ram the boat into a reef

Ok, talking to comedians and musicians about a cruise. SIDE NOTE: if you could pick any 5 comics and 2 bands THROUGH OUT HISTORY to do a cruise with, who would they be? 😂 remember you’re on a boat with them for a week. Who you got? The Doors? Carlin? Tupac? Carrot Top? 😂

Shohei Ohtani’s grand slam ball went to Hikaro Kudo, who is here with his mother. On what it means to have the ball: “It’s the best time of my life.”

@2170cell @Rainmaker1973 Big corn guy

@Rainmaker1973 @Sleepiary

Boiled and grilled corn are the safest options for cats. Not only are they low in fat, but they keep most of the nutrients of natural corn. While it's not recommended as regular food, it's a safe option as occasional treat.

@Prak_Agrajag We’re losing recipes

Don't hear much about jelqing these days

Grok just found this greentext I've been trying to find for years.