Dandito

@UltimoLegend Or, stop being a pussy and finish them shitz.

Or, and just hear me out on this, put the slices in a gallon ziploc bag or container and put it in the fridge

@BattleByrd Well, yeah. You can’t put mayo on a taco.

Cinco de Mayo on Taco Tuesday and my office grilled burgers...

@washghost1 She’s cheap, cooks for shit, and she’s British. He needs a divorce immediately.

Who boils hamburgers

Sorry, I can leave. Me, flirting.

@UltimoLegend And Thurston can be thirstin’ in the cuck chair.

Raw. Next question.

@UltimoLegend That couple that stairs at you from across the gym after they send you a protein drink.

Relationship/gym goals

@realprsn4sure Gay imho.

This place used to be Gm’s, calling your friends retards, and the occasional wendigo post. Now it’s all politics and engagement farming. What have we become?

@Dianexis That’s just your car, homie.

Just parked at the hentai convention and I can smell the dried jizz from the parking lot

@x_Graveheart_x 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

@KosherVeruca You gotta dye @realprsn4sure ‘s beard orange or green. I demand it.

Ireland MAXXING

@lasorgod GM. No cigs count. Smoke em if ya got em.

gm clunge

@lasorgod Of course, bb.

@lasorgod Never Q&A the vibe. I vibe hard af frfr

@welshmemelord @lasorgod

@SleeptimusPRIME @lasorgod

What’s wrong babe? You’ve hardly touched your bathtub Xanax donut

@welshmemelord @lasorgod

@lasorgod @SleeptimusPRIME

@ingelramdecoucy I CAST CRUSADE!!!!!!!

Gitmo. Send these people to Gitmo. Now.

@lasorgod POV: you told a latina baddy to calm tf down.